My Heart Is Mobile And You Are The SIM
Girl Friend: "My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card"
Boy Friend: "I'm Very Happy"
Girl Friend: "Don't
Bhagwan Ki Leela Wohi Jaane
Bhagwan Ki Leela To Dekho,
Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta,
Lekin,
Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali J
Aaj To Pitaji Gaye
Ek Baccha Bhaaga-Bhaaga Police Satation Gaya Aur Bola.
Baccha: "Inspector Sahab, Inspector Sahab, Jaldi Chaliye Ek Ch
Fir Bhi Bechara Bukh Se Mar Gaya
Ek Chuhe Ne Poora Suit Kutar Kar Kha Liya,
Phir Bhi Bhukh Se Mar Gaya, Batao Kyu?
Kyun Ki Wo Suit Mallika Sherawat
Agle Janam Ka Moh Achha Nahi
Ek Baar Pathan Ne Ek Najumi Se Pucha.
Pathan: "Kya Main Agle Janam Mein Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?"
Najumi Haste Hue Bo
तेरे नाम से मुहब्बत की है, तेरे एहसास से मुहब्बत की है,
तू मेरे पास नही फिर भी, तेरी याद से मुहब्बत की है।