This Is Called, Check And Mate
Wife At Night: "Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?" Husband: "98, Why?" Wife: "

Sone Ka Anda Dene Wala Pati
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya. Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene

Laila Ne Majnu Ko Kya Kaha?
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawaon Mein, Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinare, Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Ma

Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Banta Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya. Interviewer Ne Banta Se Puchha: "Landline Aur Cellphone M

Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Qurbai Kyu Du
Ek Ladki Road Pe Sharab Pee Rahi Thi, Use Dekh Ek Ladka Bola. Ladka: "Tum Ladki Hoke Daaru Piti Ho?" Ladki: "To Ky