Kaun Kehta Hai Suraj Aasman Mein Hai,
Woh To Aag Bankar Mere Dil Mein Jal Raha Hai
Kaun Kehta Hai Kaantein Phoolon Mein Hai,
Woh To Talvaar Bankar Mere Dil Mein Chub Rahe Hain
Baap Ki Asli Khidmat Karna
Pappu Sadak Par Jati Ek Aurat Ko Goor Raha Thha.
Aurat: "Dekhta Kya Hai? Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hun"
Pappu: "To Main
Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho G