Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Aur Ammi Ney Samjhai Nahi

Main Kaisay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeez Khai Nahi

Aaapi Bhi Pakaati Hain Halwa
Woh Aakhir Kiyon Halwaai Nahi?

Bhayya Ki Mangni Ho Gai Kal
Kiyoon Kal Hi Dulhan Mangwaai Nahi?

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Naani Ke Miyaan Jab Nana Hain

Dadi Ke Miyaan Jab Dada Hain
Tab Aapi Se Main Ne Poocha

Baaji Ke Miyaan Kiya Baaja Hain?
Woh Huns Huns Kar Yoon Kehnay Lagi

A Bhai Nahi Yeh Bhai Nahi
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aaai Nahi

Jab Naya Maheena Aata Hay
Bijli Ka Bill Aa Jaata Hay

Halaankey Baadal Bechaara
Ye Bijli Mufft Lutata Hay

Phir Hum Ne Apnay Ghar Bijli
Kiyoo Badal Se Lagwaai Nahi?

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Agur Billi  Share Ki Khala Hay?

Phir Hum Ne Ussay Kiyoon Pala Hay?
Kiya Share Bohat Nalaayak Hay?

Khala Ko Maar Nikala Hay?
Ya Jungle Ke Raja Kay Yahaan

Kiya Milti Doodh Malaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi

Kiyoon Lambay Baal Hain Bhaalu Ke?
Kiyoon Uss Ki Tind Kraai Nahi?

Kiya Woh Bhi Ganda Bacha Hay?
Ya Uss Ke Abbu Bhai Nahi?

Yeh Uss Ka Hair Style Hay?
Ya Jungle Main Koi Naai Nahi?

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Jo Taaray Jagmag Kartay Hain

Kiya Unn Ki  Chachee Taai Nahi?
Ho Ga Koi Rishta Sooraj Se?

Ye Baat Humain Batlaai Nahi
Par Chanda Kaisa Mamoo Hay?

Jab Ammi Ka Woh Bhai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi

Aur Ammi Ne Samjhaai Nahi
Main Kesay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeji Khai Nahi

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