Housework’s Such A Waste Of Time
Cleaning All That Filth And Grime
You Scrape And Wipe The Filthy Glass
You Shine And Polish All The Brass
I’d Love To Have A Nice Clean Pad
But All This Work Seems Very Hard
You Polish, Hoover Dust And Then
You Need To Start To Clean Again
I Cannot Ever Seem To Rest
This Cleaning’s Put Me To The Test
When I Sit Down To Watch Tv
Dust And Grime Is All I See
Toenail Clippings On The Floor
Ketchup On The Larder Door
Thick Black Tidemark Round The Tub
All These Things To Clean And Scrub
If I Wasn’t Such A Lazy Slob
I’d Just Get On And Do The Job
Instead I Sit On My Fat Butt
Or Go Out Strolling With The Mutt
Should I Give Up And Get A Life
Or Should I Be A Dutiful Wife?
The Problem Isn’t All That Great…
I’ll Just Sit Down And Contemplate
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I Was Reading The Paper Today
A Bit About Home Remed-Ies
I’d Make Some To Sell On E-Bay
After All, How Hard Could It Be?

I Went Scouting About In The Park
And Found The Items I Need
Dandelion, Foxglove And Tree Bark
And Other Varieties Of Weeds

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I wish the reason could be known
To this mere mortal here
The secret must be God’s alone
One heaven cannot share
I loved my little furry friend
With all my life and soul
I know my heart will never mend
This loss will take it’s toll
Already it’s been four long years
ince I saw my Teddy’s face
I must have shed a thousand tears
In those two hundred days
I loved him from the day we met
A real life fluffy toy
To me he wasn’t just a pet
He was my pride and my joy
To give our hearts, to love someone
Is to pave our way to grief
God snatched back my little one
Like some hard hearted thief
Those heavenly beings from above
They took him for their own
Please angels, wrap him in your love
And keep him safe and warm
Wherever now my Teddy lives
I pray the Lord to care
Please love and keep him safe and sound
Until I join him there

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I Had A Moth Eaten Fur Coat
That Had Seen A Much Better Day
I Think It Was Made From A Goat
I Thought It Might Sell On E-Bay

I Chopped It Up Into Small Squares
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