My Sweet Jaanu
Girl: "I Want To Break Up With You. You Don't Ever Call Me, You Kutte Kamina, Dont Call Me Ever ... Bye....." Boy: "A

Football Male Hai Ya Female?
Teachar Class Mein Bachon Ko Padhate Hue Puchti Hai. Teacher: "Batao Bachon Football Male Hai Ya Female?" Sonu: "M

Pyar Mein Dooba Esa Ki Time Ka Pata Na Chala
Santa Ki Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Subha Santa Ki Biwi Bade Pyar Se Use Boli Biwi: "Janu, Hamari Shaadi Ko 24 Gante Ho Chu

Thoda Sa Sabar Jaruri Hai Pyar Mein
Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai. Pathan: "I Love You" Ladki: "Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumh

How Many Frogs Are Left?
5 Frogs Sitting On A Log. 4 Decide To Jump Off. How Many Are Left? Still 5 Left Moral: "Lot Of Difference Be