The Actors Are So Much Sharper Now, Nobody Can Tell It’s A Play.
The Stories Are So Much Stranger Now, Love Songs Seem Like A Maze.
So Dear Grasshopper, Don’t Jump So High Now, You’ll Forget Who You Are,
You’ll Get Caught In A Cage, Or Fly Like An Aero-Plane.

The Days Of Flowers Are Over Now, Beehives Are Built From Human Wastes.
It Was Love, When You Said, “ Cricket, Like The Game! ”, I Know Love Is Pure,
And I Would Love To Keep You In My Lawn, But You Want To Touch The Sun,
So Dear, Don’t Brood Over Your Crimes Now, Take A Mighty Jump, For Freedom.

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She’s Standing Like A Rock, In The Middle Of A Flood, Don’t You Call It Home.
Old People Warn Us, At Night They Hear Shrieks Of Burning Dolls.
But Young Men Don’t Listen, They Wade In, Like Instruments Of Seduction.
She Keeps Painting Her Portrait, A Wicked Girl, With A Lot Of Pet Monkeys.

I Like Girls Who Laugh, Who Don’t Cross The Calendar Every Night,
But She Laughs Like A Gypsy, Don’t Think She Can Be Possessed At All.
Then She Half Veils A Smile, Like A Famous Painting,
I’m Watching Her From A Distance, Thinking,
Maybe Mona Lisa Wasn’t Meant To Be Satisfied.

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Ye Kya Cheez Hai?
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Sach Mein Santa Se Smart Koi Nahi.
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