I Cannot See
I Cannot Pee
I Cannot Chew
I Cannot Screw
Oh My Gosh, What Can I Do?
My Memory Shrinks
My Hearing Stinks
No Sense Of Smell
I Look Like Hell
My Mood Is Bad – Can You Tell?
My Body’s Drooping
Have Trouble Pooping
The Golden Years Have Come At Last
The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.

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Pyar Kab Hota Hai?
Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakt Unke Pass Gaya Aur Puchne Laga Bhakt: "Baba Ji Ye Pyar Kab Hota Hai?" Baba Ji Muskurat

Who Invented The Phrase All Men Are The Same?
The Woman Who Invented The Phrase "All Men Are The Same" Was A Chinese Woman Who Lost Her Husband

Daru Chadne Ki Nishani Kya Hai
Santa Aur Banta Dono Theke Par Baith Ke Daaru Pee Rahe The. Santa Har Ek Peg Ke Baad Jeb Se Kuch Nikaal Kar Dekhta Au

Babu Ganeshan?
A Telugu Guy Calls Her Girl Friend For A Dinner Treat Guy: "Do You Want To Go Out For Dinner" Girl Happily: "Yeah

Suna Hai Kabhi Ye Nepali Anthem
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