I Cannot See
I Cannot Pee
I Cannot Chew
I Cannot Screw
Oh My Gosh, What Can I Do?
My Memory Shrinks
My Hearing Stinks
No Sense Of Smell
I Look Like Hell
My Mood Is Bad – Can You Tell?
My Body’s Drooping
Have Trouble Pooping
The Golden Years Have Come At Last
The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.

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Ladki Ke Nakhre Ki Hadd
Ladki Ke Nakhre Ki Hadd Kya Ho Sakti Hai? Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi, Ladki Ko Sahi Salaamat Dekh Kar Doctor Ne Puchha

Trust In God, Always
There Was A Flood In A Village. One Man Said To Everyone: "I'll Stay! God Will Save Me!" The Flood Got Higher And

Maa Sab Janti Hai
5 Years Old Boy: "I Love You Mom." Mom With Love: "Awww! I Love U Too Beta." 16 Years Old Boy: "I Love You Mom."

Imandar Aadmi Aur Toilet Devi
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ka Phone Toilet Mein Gir Gaya. Achanak Toilet Se Toilet Devi Prakat Hui. Unhone Uss Aadmi Ko Ek G

Teacher Ki Baat Ka Muh Tod Jawab
Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Ek Gadha Le Kar Aaya. Madam Ne Ye Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha: "Iss Ko Saath Kyun Laye Ho?"

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