Pathetic Waste Of The Work Ethic Etiquette,
Poetic Taste Scraped Clean From The Palette Of My Tongue,
Difficult To Differentiate Between The
Water And The Cattle Dung,
Grace Graced Us With A Breath Of
Life From A Cancerous Lung.
There Are Planets Lacking Suns,
There Are Ladders Lacking Rungs,
There Are Patterns Lacking Sums.
Let Loose Fingers Have Fun With Fireworks,
Plug Your Ears To The Grating Of The Dire Smirks,
Steal It, Twirk It, Tweak It ‘Til It Never Hurts,
Sometimes You Have To Let Your Head Just Burst.
Lose Some Digits, Gain Some Friendship,
Lawless Chapped Lips, Pinball Lip Gloss,
Sip Sip, Think Think,
Kiss Kiss, Live Live,
Cum Cum, Sleep Sleep,
Bed Of Misfits, Grave Of Pop Hits,
Burn Their Bodies, Someone Stop Me,
Someone Save Me With A Cotton Sea,
The Forties Have Forgotten Me,
It’s All About Accountancy.
Code Man I, Stop The Comedy,
Code Man I, Stop The Comedy.
A Staple Crop,
A Celebrity Stalk,
How Long Is There Left To Walk?
Incredible Vertical Heights And
The Vertigo Bites,
Observational Tragedy Of The
Crooked Picture Placement,
I Was Never Really Very Famous,
Monochrome Collage In The Power Pot,
Maybe This Is Why You Sleep
With The Television On A Lot,
You Can’t Just Die Knowing That The World’s Turned Off.
Bed-Ridden Dead Head Is Back
With A Bag Full Of Empty Space,
See The Sun Smile In The Corner Of The Page,
Tasty Textures Of The Well-Read Awake,
Laughing Face Down,
Dark Side Of The Pillow Case.
Lose Some Digits, Gain Some Friendship,
Lawless Chapped Lips, Pinball Lip Gloss,
Sip Sip, Think Think,
Kiss Kiss, Live Live,
Cum Cum, Sleep Sleep,
Bed Of Misfits, Grave Of Pop Hits,
Burn Their Bodies, Someone Stop Me,
Someone Save Me With A Cotton Sea,
The Forties Have Forgotten Me,
It’s All About Accountancy.
Code Man I, Stop The Comedy,
Code Man I, Stop The Comedy.
Do You Mind,
If I Leave The Light On Tonight?
It’s Easier To Dream When The
Walls Are Wide And Wild.
Bed-Ridden Dead Head Is Back
With A Bag Full Of Empty Space,
See The Sun Smile In The Corner Of The Page,
Tasty Textures Of The Well-Read Awake,
Laughing Face Down,
Dark Side Of The Pillow Case.
Lose Some Digits, Gain Some Friendship,
Lawless Chapped Lips, Pinball Lip Gloss,
Sip Sip, Think Think,
Kiss Kiss, Live Live,
Cum Cum, Sleep Sleep,
Bed Of Misfits, Grave Of Pop Hits,
Burn Their Bodies, Someone Stop Me,
Someone Save Me With A Cotton Sea,
The Forties Have Forgotten Me,
It’s All About Accountancy.
Code Man I, Stop The Comedy,
Code Man I, Stop The Comedy.

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