How To Serve A Suffocated
Fish?
First Cut Off His Fin
It’s His Steering Wheel
Then Chop Off His Lungs
He Can’t Breathe Without
His Gills.
Then Gouge Out His Eyes
For He No Longer Needs To
See
And Scrape Off Those
Inedible Diamonds
.. His Diving Suit Scales.
Tattletell
Of The Size Of His Tail..
And How You Left
In The Water
A Wake Of Bloody Trail.

De-Gut Him, Deluded
Into Thinking..His
Guts Are More Putrefied
Than The Rest Of His Flesh.
Then Grill His Gills
And Fry His Eyes
And Bake His Mad Fish Muscles
And Maybe Wish On His Bones.

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Henry Went To Hospital
Twas Bethesda Naval
And Took A Picture Of An Ape
In A Restraining Chair.
And Took It To An International
Picture Wire
Called Black Star
Which Sent It Round The World..
And Gandhi Saw And Knew
That Violated Was The Treaty
.. And She Cancelled Monkey Export
.. Because Henry In 5 Hours
.. Cared To Reach For
.. One Bright And Reachable… Star!

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When It Has The Most Leaks
The Boat
Of Democracy
Best Floats
On The Sea

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Best Illusion Painting Ever Desi Juicer Jugaad Amazing 3D Coca-Cola Painting The Lost Gardens of Heligan Steve Jobs Rocks Happy Diwali 2012 Photographer’s Last Photo One Of The Best Motion Shot Ever Cute Baby Owl in Hand Adobe Photoshop Day Cream

A Jade Curtain Of
Willow Fronds
Parts World Of
Green Earth
From That Of Blue Pond
A Grey Curtain
Of Morning Mist
Separates Turquoise Waters
From Blue Sky
A More Slender
Veil Is
At The Portal
Hiding The Paradise
Of The Immortal.

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God’s Helpers
Fruit Trees Pollinated
By The Bees
Ants The Midwives
Of Peonies
Birds Multiply Trees
By Dropping Fruit Seeds
Dandelions Erupt
From Wind-Scattering Breeze
How Do You Do?
How Do You Do?
Said The Rose To The Bee.
On The Dewclad Rose
Said The Bee To The Rose
I Would Rather Do
Than To Be.
Wisteria Miracle
The Great Pig Waste Lagoons
Which Repel The Loons..
From Factory Farms
Of Silent Hysteria..
Breeding Places Of Pfiesteria
Cesspools Of Listeria
By God’s Grace
Mysterious
Can Become Wisteria
Spirea
Spirea Petals
Fall While A Spiral Of
Dandelion Spores
To The Sky Aspires
Snapdragons
Snapdragons
Bloom.. We Need
Not Fear Their Bite

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The Lighthouse Which Guards From Rocks
The Star Which Guides By Night
The Compass Needle Pointing North
The Foghorn Calling Through The Mist
The Shepherd’s Gentle Calling Voice
The Ship Arriving Upon The Horizon
The Healer’s Touch Of Grace
The Pathfinder Through Trees’ Maze
.. Sent By The Infinite Love Of God
In Which We Are Always Immersed

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Her Soul Is The Typewriter
Whose Carriage Can Return
To Former Times Through Prayer
To Whiteout Certain Lines.

Her Soul The Screenwriter
For The Movie Of Her Life
Edits Adds Deletes Improves
Future Scenes And Those
Transpired.

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Herald heard the hark
After many many ages
herald heard his hark.
Afer eons his own song
listened to the lark.
Finally learned the teaching
of his own emphatic preaching…
Words from his own mouth
to his own soul did arc.
Not what was to him
obvious or unknown he taught
but what was them betwixt
His own soul’s limit
touchstones
Ideas which him transfixed.
What we ourselves should do
we project to them and teach
not what’s within our grasp
but our aspiring reach.
Our whistles are what
we’ve attained
Our sung notes higher still
out of whistles’ range
Past life butchers
are now vegan activists.
Prussian warriors
are 21st Century pacifists.
Mental patients.. some
are mystic saints..
Others were once timeclocking
gatelocking
electroshocking
psychiatrists.
Present dharma’s past karma.
It’s the key to our own hearts
which our eyes magnetize.

IN PATIENT GUISE

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Tara Is The Emptiness
Through Which Flute Music Pours
Tara Is The Queen Throne Zone
Tara Is Nonattachment’s Zen
Tara Is Desireless.. The
Zeros Which Multiply
Other Numbers

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Krishna’s Conch Shell
Triton’s Horn
Hari’s Flutes
Ship’s Foghorn
When They’re Fed
The Gull’s Cries
No Longer
Sound Forlorn

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