My Wife
Keeps Askin

Why I Keep Condoms In My Pocket,
When I Go Fishing.

Your Honor,
I Have No Other Choice
But, To Tell You The Truth.

About My Neighbor’s House Fire,
Which, I Really Know Nothing About.

The Small White Flower Wanted
All The Water,
In The Flower Pot,
And The Tall Green One
All The Sun.

And When Both Got What “each” Wanted,
One Sunshine And The Other Rain,
Neither Would Share,
When The Solution Was There.

So Many Have
Wandered
Into The Valley Of Death
Since ‘Nine One One’ Declared War On America
Some Americans Intentionally

Many Now Know In Afghanistan & Iraq
Like The Enemy
Wearin’ ‘Osama Bin Laden’ Head Wraps On Their Head
Know That American Army Snipers With One Shot
Will Always Get One Kill
Before The Enemy Thinks About…
Even Blowin’ Up A ‘Party Balloon’
By The Roadside For Sight-Seeing Marines
Looking At Camels Take A Dump

Some Wondered
Why I
Smiled So Much
At “bully-Boy’s” Funeral
And Brought My Laughter
To His Burial.

As If… I Enjoyed
Some Humorous Moment
Inside Myself
From His Early Passing.

Let Me Tell You This
Just To Add To Your Trivia Facts About Me

I Dislike Losing
And When I Found
I ‘Liked’ Doin’ What I Was Doin’
To Keep Gettin’
What I Was Gettin’…
When I Got It