Occurs Primarily In Africa And India
Symptoms Include Irritability, Runny
Stick-Your-Nose-In Somebody Else’s
Business, Thick-Skinned-Ness Where
Sticks And Stones Will Not Break Any
Bones, But Still Managed To Get Itself
On The Endangered Species List, And
Someday The Only Place You’ll Ever
See Them Will Be Stuffed And On
Permanent Display In Some Cities
Museum, To Whom Curators Won’t
Even Dust, And Of Course The Rhinos
Will Be Hornless, As Their Adornments
Will Have Wound-Up In Soup, Or To Help
Someone Else Get ‘Horny’; But Who The
Hell Really Cares, Especially Nature’s
True King Of Beasts, The Elephant, For
There Won’t Be Anymore Bickering At
The Old Watering Hole; Yeah Right, For
We All Know That The Only Place You’ll
See The Old Pachyderms Will Be In
Some Jewelry Store Window On The
Main Drag In Downtown Peking; So
The Next Time You Pick-Up A Little Cold,
Quit Your Whining, And Don’t Blame The
Perissodactyl Mammal For Your Symptoms
Commonly Referred To As The Rhino Virus

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Had No Desire
Still, Was Brief-
Cased; Felt Like
A Third Parent –
Was Waiting All
My Life At A Third
Street Diner, Yeah,
Stuck Again With
The Bloody Check;
Always Seemed To
Play Third String;
You Know, Just
Like Third Wheeling,
Once You Do It,
You Never Forget;
Except, I Kept
Falling Off – Wound
Up In The Hospital’s
Third Ward With A Third
Rate Medical Doctor;
Couldn’t Pay – Got
Slammed Dunked
Like Witches, Caught
The Common ‘Scold’;
But That’s Okay, If
It Wasn’t That, It
Would Have Been From
Third Hand Smoke;
Then Tried The Third
Rail, But Got Derailed
By My Guardian Angel
Who Was Slumming It
In My Third World –
C’est Dommage

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