Saint Shell
Saint Exxon
Saint Chevron:
A New God,
A New Lord,
A New Religion,
Believers Can Afford.
The Old Style Used To Be,
Come To Our Church
If You Thirst For Paradise.
God Is Here;
God Isn’t There;
Heed Our Advice.
The Thought Of God’s Power Being Everywhere,
Was Blaspheme Back Then,
And It’s Not Much Different For Power Today,
As We Contemplate New Sin.
The Lords Of Power Would Have You Believe,
Power Comes From Their Holes In The Ground;
Pay Your Tithe, Beg They Drill,
And Don’t Forget To Bow Down.
As The Wind Blows, And As The Seas Rise,
And As The Sun Comes Shining Through,
Eyes Down, Never Look Around,
And Believe Our Holes Will Save You.

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He Was A Star,
Shot Lincoln,
But He Didn’t Get Far.
Hoped For Fame,
But Sullied His Name;
In A Barn Aflame,
A Shot In The Neck
Paralyzed His Brain;

They Dragged Him Out,
His Life Amiss;
His Last Words:
‘Useless, Useless

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Funny Veg Jokes

Var Maango Vats, Bhagwan Ji Aaj Khush Hai
Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue

Ultimate Taunt By Husband
Pati Khaana Khate Hue Apni Patni Se Kehta Hai. Pati: "Darling, Tum Dino-Din Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho." Patni Kitc

Masoom Bachhe Ki Masoom Trick.
5 Saal Ka Chota Bachha Apni Maa Se Bola Bachha: "Mamma, 10 Ruppees Dena, Bahar Ek Gareeb Ko Dene Hai" Maa Bahar Ga

Ye Ladkiyan Kabhi Nahi Sudhar Sakti
Girl: "Jab Saavan Aata Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai," "Jab Bijli Chamakati Hai Teri Yaad Aati Hai," "Jab Baadal Chhaate

Bechara Nepali, Soch Badal Desh Badlega
Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag Mila. Usne Usko Gissa To Usmein Se Jinn Nikla Aur Bola. Jinn: "Aaj

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