Saint Shell
Saint Exxon
Saint Chevron:
A New God,
A New Lord,
A New Religion,
Believers Can Afford.
The Old Style Used To Be,
Come To Our Church
If You Thirst For Paradise.
God Is Here;
God Isn’t There;
Heed Our Advice.
The Thought Of God’s Power Being Everywhere,
Was Blaspheme Back Then,
And It’s Not Much Different For Power Today,
As We Contemplate New Sin.
The Lords Of Power Would Have You Believe,
Power Comes From Their Holes In The Ground;
Pay Your Tithe, Beg They Drill,
And Don’t Forget To Bow Down.
As The Wind Blows, And As The Seas Rise,
And As The Sun Comes Shining Through,
Eyes Down, Never Look Around,
And Believe Our Holes Will Save You.

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He Was A Star,
Shot Lincoln,
But He Didn’t Get Far.
Hoped For Fame,
But Sullied His Name;
In A Barn Aflame,
A Shot In The Neck
Paralyzed His Brain;

They Dragged Him Out,
His Life Amiss;
His Last Words:
‘Useless, Useless

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