You Will Die Today
A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: "Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology?"
The Guide Said: "No To Al
Ye Message Meri Girlfriend Tak Pahuncha Do
Chain Message Sent By Santa:
"Please Iss Message Ko Itna Forward Karo Ki Meri Girlfriend Tak Pahunch Jaaye"
"Preet
Log To Kanjus Hi Bahut Hai
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: "Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La"
Pa
Shukar Hai Chappal Nahi Pahni Thi
Kanjoos Lala Muftimal Ek Bar Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha Achanak Uske Paanv Mein Kanta Chubh Gaya.
Muftimal Bola: "Achha
Itni Jaldi Nasha Kaise Hoga?
Swarag Mein Sharaab Pee Pee Kar Naarad Ji Bore Ho Gaye To Ek Din Dharti Par Bear Pine Ka Program Banaya Aur Ek Baar Mein