Language Is Flowering, New Blooms Of Meaning
Abound Everywhere: Reintarnation, Returning To
Life As An Idiot Bozo

Bozone, A Substance That Stops Bright Ideas From
Penetrating, Karmageddon, People Sending Off Bad
Vibes, The Earth Exploding

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I’m Not Anchored Very Well On Mother Earth,
From Red To The Solar Plexus, Though I’m Filled
With Love, It’s Mostly Theories And Things, Books
I Can Open And Close, People I Cannot

I Love Communication And Third-Eye Mysteries,
But All Alone In My Head – Spiritual Indigo Not
Penetrating Me, I’m As Closed Off And Limited
As I’ve Ever Been, My Life Held Together

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There Is No Production Sheet, No List Of Tasks
Resplendent And Complete, No Ability Or Desire
To Compile Such, In This Timeless Void Sinking
Into The Molasses Of Physical Being That Has
No Meaning

We’re Supposed To Use Our Material Appearance
To Conquer The World Of The Senses; My Spirit Un-
Willing To Move My Limbs, The Body In Crucifixion,
The Mind Numb, The Heart Empty, The Hope I Hang
On To

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Photobomb Level – Llamagraphy Darling, Please Click Me How Brave She Is Creative iPad Back Design Ultimate Mobile Protection Chhod De Ye Sab Aa Mere Sath Chal Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga Amazing Golden Butterfly Best Illusion Painting Ever You Dirty Mind See Again Those Are Legs

Thoth Drew Pictures Of These Ideas Forming
Images In The Mind To Be Read As Pictorial
Reminders Travel In His Truth Space To Learn
The Language Of A Mystic Light Traveler

Today It Is Called Memory, A Shared Experience
Of Inner Light, Mnemonic Language Glyphs As
Still Resonators Of Meaning, Traveling Through
Energetic Monoliths To Find The

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Cold Fury Today, Behaved Really Badly In A
Fashionable Shop With Sub-Standard Clothing,
Pulled Clothes From Hangers, Nearly Kicked
Them At Salesmen, Clothes Everywhere And
None I Can Wear

Enough To Make A Grown Woman Cry And A
Crocodile Swear; Horrendous Clothes With Low-
Cut Bodice For Total Discomfort, Awful Tops For
Body-Fit And All Too Short; I Suppose I Was Born
To Go About Naked

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Asked Mother What Is The Name Of The Bach Cantate
She Played At Our Wedding, She Replied, I’m Going Out
With Friends Down To The Coast, Explaining About Who
They Are, I Cut Her Short, I Don’t Want To Know, Others
Have Always Been More Important Than Home Base
And Family, I’m Lonely Tonight, But I Should Not Call Her,
She Is Still Living On Cloud Nine, Friends Being More
Important Than Anything Else

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There Is A New Karaoke Machine On The Market,
You Carry It With You And Sing Wherever You Are,
I Begged My Colleagues To Give One To Me
Should They Ever Plan Gifts
June Warned Me Not To Bring One To Kingsley
Where We Shall Be Moving Shortly; I Saw Vistas
Of Possibilities, Terrorizing All With My Singing –
Even Worse Than Before
I Could Be A Person Whose Retirement Will Be In
The Interest Of The State Due To Deterioration Of
Work Performance, Not Due To Her Own Fault;
The State Will Be Better Off Without Me
An Official Who Is “burning” With Too Much
Motivation, Unable To Concentrate Or Focus
On Work – That Will Be Me; I’m Burning
Already, Give Me The Karaoke Machine
I’ll Show You What Enthusiasm Sounds Like,
Everybody Is Already Afraid When They Hear
My Maniacal Laughter, Old Nic Is Scared When
I Get Up, Hubby Says I’m Unbalanced
The Karaoke Machine Is My Key To Freedom!

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Can Anybody Really Be Called Art Brownstein?
Can He Really Change Our Health In Only Ten
Measly Days? All We Have To Do, The Artless
Brownstein Says, Is Laugh, Play, Believe, Drink –
No Tea Or Coffee; Eat – Whatever He In His Wis-
Dom Recommends – And From Diabetes To
Cancer, High-Blood Pressure To In-Growing
Toe-Nails, We’ll Become Happy And Young;
With His Natural Regime, We Can Extend Our
Lives Indefinitely – Why Do I Feel Slightly
Uneasy When He Promises Everything
But Only If I Order His Magic Book On Healing,
Not A Word Does He Divulge About This Mira-
Culous, Medication-Less Healing, I Must Order
His Book For A Free Preview – Apparently Then
I’ll Be Hooked And Pay Whatever Price He Sets
To Remain In Possession Of The Best
Healing Book Of The 21st Century!
Thank You, Dr Brownstein, Your Art In Selling
Happiness For Health Is Highly Appreciated;
Let Me Just Swallow One More Pill And Take
Another Swill Of The Drink In My Glass…

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Betowerende Woord: Sterrewind!

Woordspeletjies – Word Play

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Funny Veg Jokes

Tu Kabhi Sudhar Hi Nahi Sakta
Classic Insult Tu Kabhi Nahi Sudhar Sakta Tu Kutta Tha Tu Kutta Hai Or Hamesha Kutta Hi Rahega Teri Soch

Allah Ke Naam Par De De
Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Choti Si Bacchi Aayi Bhikhari: "Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beta"

Vakeel To Ye Kamaal Ka Tha
Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: "Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho" Vakeel: "Tum Chinta Mat Karo" Court Ke

Upaye – Agar Aapki Biwi Kahna Na Mane
Baba Sexidas Ki Taraf Se Aap Logo Ke Liye Ek Salah "Agar Aapki Biwi Aapka Kahna Nahi Maanti Hai To" To To To

Santa Jaisa Akalamand Duniya Mein Koi Nahi Hai
Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate. Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Dail

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