Main Udas Hoon
Kisi Sham Aa Ke To Dekh Koi Udas Hai
Kabhi Nazer Mila Ke To Dekh Koi Bekraar Hai
Kabhi Saath Aa Ke To Dekh Koi Sayadar Hai
Kabhi Payar Ker Ke To Dekh Koi Talabgar Hai
Papa Ji To Bahut Sayane Nikle
Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.
Pappu: "Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?"
Santa: "Abe, Teri Mummy Se"
Pappu:
Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya.
Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai"
Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke
Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo
Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,
Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha,
Santa: "Dhakka