I Wonder What I Can’t Do Next?
And Where I Cannot Do It?
And If I Could I Wonder If
I’ve Lost The Urge To Do It?

I Used To Do It Everywhere,
And Everyone Was Happy.
There’s One Thing Left For You To Do,
Supply Me With A Nappy!

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So Life Begins At 40?
What Idiot Said That?
In Mini Skirt, Drunk In The Dirt,
I Think I’d Look A Pratt!

Your Belly Starts Expanding,
And So Does Your Behind,
Your Eyes Will Dim, Your Hair Go Thin,
You’ll Start To Lose Your Mind.

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Funny Veg Jokes

Teacher Ki Baat Ka Muh Tod Jawab
Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Ek Gadha Le Kar Aaya. Madam Ne Ye Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha: "Iss Ko Saath Kyun Laye Ho?"

Pyar Kab Hota Hai?
Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakt Unke Pass Gaya Aur Puchne Laga Bhakt: "Baba Ji Ye Pyar Kab Hota Hai?" Baba Ji Muskurat

Girlfriend Ko Khoon Ka Love Letter Likhna Hua Asaan
Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha Pappu: "Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye"

Jyada Tez Ladkiyo Se Kaise Nipta Jaye
Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai. Pappu: "I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho" Ladki: "Acha Par

Aurto Ka Idea
American: "Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya

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