Do You Long For My Warmth
When Her Coldness Cuts You Dead?
Do You Yearn My Fleshy Folds
Do You Imagine Me Instead?

Do You Crave My Understanding
When She’s Lashed You, Done You Wrong?
Can You Smell My Musty Loving
Does It Permeate Your Tongue?

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Childish Pain Is A Cut To The Knee
A Loss Of Dolly
Teenage Pain Is Boyfriend Kissed Best Mate
All Angst Ridden Hate

Grown Up Pain Is Far More Complicated
Its The Mother In Law We’ve Hated
Its The Mortgage We’ve Defaulted
Its The Marriage We’ve Corrupted

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Progress Ever Onwards
That’s What They Say
But You Are At A Standstill
I’d Shove You If I May

Just Step Into My World
You Silly Stubborn Mule
Open Up Your Blinkered Eyes
I’m Weary Of Your Ridicule

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Don’t Cut Me Please My Cute Girlfriend And Me – Finger Art Creative And Perfect Timing Photo Dual Face Dog Dangerous Railway Tracks One Rupee Indian Coin In 1919 McDonald’s Evolution Theory Guess Who Is Pregnant? 2014 Allegro Breeze – Luxury Motorhome Engineer Of The Year Award Goes To..

Morning
Here I Am!
Take Each Of You A Slice From My Perfect Woman Cake
What Flavour Do You Want?
Well You Better Make Your Stake
Cos This Woman Cake Is Good
And Each Morning It’s Fresh Baked

Is It Lover Flavour You Want First Thing
Counsellor, Nurse? Princess?
You Know I Will Excell
I’m A Simmering Hot Tigress

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I’m Sorry Bout This But Its Plain
You Do Not Need To Know
Every Minutae Of My Domain
I Am Not A Completely Invisible Chattel
Individual Tastes From The One Who I Wed
We Share Our Life And Our Marital Battle
But No, You Do Not Need To Know

You Do Not Need To Know Why
I Chose To Use This Thing Or That
I Learnt On Myself To Rely
I Don’t Care Because You Do Not Need To Know

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Blissful Liquidity
Rainbow Serenity
Sleep
Psychotic Inknessity
Hallucin Fluidity
Sleep
Harlot Debauchery
Tigress Tamed In Me
Sleep
Thankful Replenity
Sanctific Purenessity
Sleep

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Please Can I Come Out To Play?
The Ironing Can Wait For Another Day?
Can I Do My Hair All Tidy And Nice
Can I Go Out And Parade My Sugar And Spice?

Can I Shake It Down Till My Feet Are Sore
From Wearing Pinchy Shoes From The Shoe Zone Store
Can I Drink A Cocktail Or Some Lavish Champagne
Can I Give My Lbd An Airing Again

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Blissful Custard Creams
You Are The Stuff Of Dreams.
Biscuits Sent For Me
To Dip Into My Tea

You Make The Day More Great
I Stack You On My Plate
Then Dunk You In My Cup
Ready To Eat Up

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Leisurely Breakfasts And Lie Ins
Eating Cold Baked Beans Direct From The Tins
In My Pj’s As I Watch Tv
Just The Remote Control And Me

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What Is Wrong With You People?
Why Can You Not Find Pleasure
In The Small Amounts Of Treasure
That Are Here For All To See?

Why Do Need Cosmetic Surgery?
Does The New Born Babe Disgust Itself
Take A Different Shaped Nose Off The Shelf?
It Is Un – Scalpled Beauty To The Likes Of Me.

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Funny Veg Jokes

Galti Karti Hai Ab Bhugtega Bhi
Santa Ke Padoshi Mr Sharma Ne Ek Din Mazaj Mazak Mein Santa Se Puchha. Sharma Ji: "Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Kahi Se Aake Bh

Wo Koun Si Situation Hai?
Wo Koun Si Situation Hai, Jisme Mard 10 Minutes Mein Thak Jata Hai Aur Aurat Ganto Karne Ke Baad Bhi Nahi Thakti Soch

Santa Ki Biwi Ka Operation
Preeto Ka Abhi Operation Hua Hi Tha Ki Doctor Preeto Ke Paas Ja Kar Bola. Doctor: "I Am Sorry Operation Ke Waqt Rubbe

Dil To Hai Dil, Wo Kya Jane Pyar Kya Hota Hai
Ek Din Main Akela Beitha Hua Tha, Achanak Se Dimag Mein Khayal Aya Aur Dil Se Puchha "Ye Pyaar Kya Hota Hai?" Dil

Chand Par Pahla Kadam Kisne Rakha Thha?
Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai. Teacher: "Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?"

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