Nice To Meet You
Santa Market Ja Raha The Achanak Ek Ladki Usse Takrai Aur Boli. Ladki Muskurate Hue: "I Am Sorry" Santa Khush Hote

Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi
Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Pa

Breaking News
Yesterdays Breaking News: "42 Year Aunty Was Raped By A 22 Year Boy In Jogging Park" Today's News: "Park Is Full Of A

Baniye Ki Pocket Se Paise Nikalna Mushkil Hi Nahi Na Mumkin Hai
Ek Baniya Sadak Par Chal Raha Tha To Ek Bhikhari Uske Paas Aaya. Bhikhari: "Bhagwan Ke Naam Par Kuch Paise De Do 4 Di

Santa’s Thought Of The Day
O Lord, Please Bless Me And Give Me Coffee In The Morning To Change The Things That I Can. And Whiskey In The Even