Early To Bed And Early To Rise
Teacher To Class: "Complete The Sentence." "Early To Bed And Early To Rise" Pappu: "This Man Has No Interest In Hi

Kanoon Ke Rakhwalo Jara Dhayan Se
Ek Bar Santa Sadak Ki Side Pe Potty Kar Raha Thha. Do Police Walo Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Pakad Ke Hawalat Mein Le Jane

Jawab Do Is Asaan Se Sawaal Ka
Ek Akalmand Insan Ne Bewkoof Se Puchha, Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkoof Kyun Kehti Hai? . . . . . . Niche Kya Dekh

Ishq Kiya Bhi To Kis Se Kiya
Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai, Teacher: "Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?" Papu

Izzat Karna Sikho Dosto
Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha Officer: "Ye Tumhare Hath Mein Kya Hai?" Santa: "Sir Ye Banduk Hai"