Brides
Silk Worms Spewed Me A Suit Fit For A King
Wore It At A Wedding Where I Coveted
Another Man’s Bride

The Worms Came, Ate My Fine Suit, They
Had Found Me Unworthy; Naked Walked
Through The Park Of Autumnal Leaves.

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175 Types Of Cheese, The New Supermarket Boasted,
Confused I Bought The Same Old Gauda I Can’t Stay
There Spending A Whole Day Just For A Bit Of Cheese.
I Like Milk In My Coffee Bought A Litre, Only To See
When Coming Home, That It Was Banana Flavoured.
So Many Choices, The Food Industry Is Obscene And
Consumers Are Zombies To Let Them Play With Food
That Way. Banana Flavoured Long -Life Milk Laced
With Vitamins Would Be Fine For The Poor Children Of
Burma; The Cruelly Incompetent Generals There Ought
To Be Propped Up Against A Pagoda Wall And Shot.
Since Britain And Usa Are So Keen On Interfering In
Eastern Affairs, Why Don’t They Invade Could It Be
Because Burma Has No Oil And Is Too Close To China?

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Santa Market Ja Raha The Achanak Ek Ladki Usse Takrai Aur Boli. Ladki Muskurate Hue: "I Am Sorry" Santa Khush Hote

Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi
Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Pa

Breaking News
Yesterdays Breaking News: "42 Year Aunty Was Raped By A 22 Year Boy In Jogging Park" Today's News: "Park Is Full Of A

Baniye Ki Pocket Se Paise Nikalna Mushkil Hi Nahi Na Mumkin Hai
Ek Baniya Sadak Par Chal Raha Tha To Ek Bhikhari Uske Paas Aaya. Bhikhari: "Bhagwan Ke Naam Par Kuch Paise De Do 4 Di

Santa’s Thought Of The Day
O Lord, Please Bless Me And Give Me Coffee In The Morning To Change The Things That I Can. And Whiskey In The Even

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