Brides
Silk Worms Spewed Me A Suit Fit For A King
Wore It At A Wedding Where I Coveted
Another Man’s Bride

The Worms Came, Ate My Fine Suit, They
Had Found Me Unworthy; Naked Walked
Through The Park Of Autumnal Leaves.

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175 Types Of Cheese, The New Supermarket Boasted,
Confused I Bought The Same Old Gauda I Can’t Stay
There Spending A Whole Day Just For A Bit Of Cheese.
I Like Milk In My Coffee Bought A Litre, Only To See
When Coming Home, That It Was Banana Flavoured.
So Many Choices, The Food Industry Is Obscene And
Consumers Are Zombies To Let Them Play With Food
That Way. Banana Flavoured Long -Life Milk Laced
With Vitamins Would Be Fine For The Poor Children Of
Burma; The Cruelly Incompetent Generals There Ought
To Be Propped Up Against A Pagoda Wall And Shot.
Since Britain And Usa Are So Keen On Interfering In
Eastern Affairs, Why Don’t They Invade Could It Be
Because Burma Has No Oil And Is Too Close To China?

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Funny Veg Jokes

India Mein Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Padti Hai
Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se Puchha Angrej: "India Mein Sabse Jyada Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?" Santa: "Befor

Santa The Thief
Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And Judge Asking to Santa. Judge: "Why You Have Stolen Money From This Man?" Santa

Are you a Magician?
Santa Purchased A New Mobile And Was Sitting In A Bar, His Cellular Phone Rings. He Picks It Up And Says: "Hello, How

Ravan Ka Darna To Jaayaz Hai
Ravan Ko Gawahi Dene Ke Liye Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya. Ravan Ko Kaha Gaya: "Geeta Par Haath Rakho." Ravan: "Saala

Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge?
Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai. Teacher: "Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa: "Chi

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