Brides
Silk Worms Spewed Me A Suit Fit For A King
Wore It At A Wedding Where I Coveted
Another Man’s Bride

The Worms Came, Ate My Fine Suit, They
Had Found Me Unworthy; Naked Walked
Through The Park Of Autumnal Leaves.

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175 Types Of Cheese, The New Supermarket Boasted,
Confused I Bought The Same Old Gauda I Can’t Stay
There Spending A Whole Day Just For A Bit Of Cheese.
I Like Milk In My Coffee Bought A Litre, Only To See
When Coming Home, That It Was Banana Flavoured.
So Many Choices, The Food Industry Is Obscene And
Consumers Are Zombies To Let Them Play With Food
That Way. Banana Flavoured Long -Life Milk Laced
With Vitamins Would Be Fine For The Poor Children Of
Burma; The Cruelly Incompetent Generals There Ought
To Be Propped Up Against A Pagoda Wall And Shot.
Since Britain And Usa Are So Keen On Interfering In
Eastern Affairs, Why Don’t They Invade Could It Be
Because Burma Has No Oil And Is Too Close To China?

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Funny Veg Jokes

Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai. Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?" Santa: "Google Singh" Teacher H

Do Types Ki Ladkiyo Ke Pichhe Mat Baagna
Pappu Apni Class Mein Bacho Ko Samjha Raha Thha. Do Types Ki Ladkiyo Ke Piche Tum Kabhi Mat Baagna. 1 Jiske Piche

Jaan Chali Jaye Facebook Na Jaye
Baap Apne Bete Ke Sara Din Facebook Pe Lage Rahne Ki Wajah Se Pareshan Aakar Us Se Bola Baap: "Beta, Sara Din Faceboo

Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls
Boys: "Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls" Girl: "Any Proof?" Boy: "You Always Say Intelligents, But You Never Say In

Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di
Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Puchha. Baap: "Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?"

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