Brides
Silk Worms Spewed Me A Suit Fit For A King
Wore It At A Wedding Where I Coveted
Another Man’s Bride

The Worms Came, Ate My Fine Suit, They
Had Found Me Unworthy; Naked Walked
Through The Park Of Autumnal Leaves.

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175 Types Of Cheese, The New Supermarket Boasted,
Confused I Bought The Same Old Gauda I Can’t Stay
There Spending A Whole Day Just For A Bit Of Cheese.
I Like Milk In My Coffee Bought A Litre, Only To See
When Coming Home, That It Was Banana Flavoured.
So Many Choices, The Food Industry Is Obscene And
Consumers Are Zombies To Let Them Play With Food
That Way. Banana Flavoured Long -Life Milk Laced
With Vitamins Would Be Fine For The Poor Children Of
Burma; The Cruelly Incompetent Generals There Ought
To Be Propped Up Against A Pagoda Wall And Shot.
Since Britain And Usa Are So Keen On Interfering In
Eastern Affairs, Why Don’t They Invade Could It Be
Because Burma Has No Oil And Is Too Close To China?

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Funny Veg Jokes

Chinki Ne To Ladke Ki Baza Dali
Bus-Stop Par Akeli Khadi Chinki Ko Dekh, Ladka Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola. Ladka: "Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?" Chinki: "Ky

Asli Bezzti Ise Kahte Hai
Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha Meri Life Mein Naya Ladka Aa Gya Hai. Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wal

Bhagwan Ji Sab Denge, Bas Sache Dil Se Mango
Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi, Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil

Ise Aap Modern Art Kehte Hai?
Santa Art Gallery Mein Jata Hai Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahta Hai. Santa: "Ye Bhayanak Tasveer Ko

Imran Hashmi Ka Bhi Kya Kahna
Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola. Imran Hashmi: "Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?" Dukand

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