Brides
Silk Worms Spewed Me A Suit Fit For A King
Wore It At A Wedding Where I Coveted
Another Man’s Bride

The Worms Came, Ate My Fine Suit, They
Had Found Me Unworthy; Naked Walked
Through The Park Of Autumnal Leaves.

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175 Types Of Cheese, The New Supermarket Boasted,
Confused I Bought The Same Old Gauda I Can’t Stay
There Spending A Whole Day Just For A Bit Of Cheese.
I Like Milk In My Coffee Bought A Litre, Only To See
When Coming Home, That It Was Banana Flavoured.
So Many Choices, The Food Industry Is Obscene And
Consumers Are Zombies To Let Them Play With Food
That Way. Banana Flavoured Long -Life Milk Laced
With Vitamins Would Be Fine For The Poor Children Of
Burma; The Cruelly Incompetent Generals There Ought
To Be Propped Up Against A Pagoda Wall And Shot.
Since Britain And Usa Are So Keen On Interfering In
Eastern Affairs, Why Don’t They Invade Could It Be
Because Burma Has No Oil And Is Too Close To China?

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Funny Veg Jokes

Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya, Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Ladki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Damki De To Kya Kare
Jab Koi Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Jane Ki Dhamki De, . . . To Uske Maan-Baap Ko Chahiye Ki, Use Ganja Kar Ke Ghar Bitha

I Can See The Whole World In Your Eyes
A Boy Romantically Told His Girlfriend: "I Can See The Whole World In Your Eyes" A Mumbaikar Passing By Asks: "Arey C

Ladayi Ladayi Maaf Karo
Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi. Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola Pa

Baat Hamesha Puri Sun Ni Chahiye
Polio Team Jaise Hi Pathan Ke Ghar Ke Samne Pahunchi Unko Dekh Pathan Chilla Kar Bola Pathan: "Begam, Bandooq Aur Kar

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