Brides
Silk Worms Spewed Me A Suit Fit For A King
Wore It At A Wedding Where I Coveted
Another Man’s Bride

The Worms Came, Ate My Fine Suit, They
Had Found Me Unworthy; Naked Walked
Through The Park Of Autumnal Leaves.

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175 Types Of Cheese, The New Supermarket Boasted,
Confused I Bought The Same Old Gauda I Can’t Stay
There Spending A Whole Day Just For A Bit Of Cheese.
I Like Milk In My Coffee Bought A Litre, Only To See
When Coming Home, That It Was Banana Flavoured.
So Many Choices, The Food Industry Is Obscene And
Consumers Are Zombies To Let Them Play With Food
That Way. Banana Flavoured Long -Life Milk Laced
With Vitamins Would Be Fine For The Poor Children Of
Burma; The Cruelly Incompetent Generals There Ought
To Be Propped Up Against A Pagoda Wall And Shot.
Since Britain And Usa Are So Keen On Interfering In
Eastern Affairs, Why Don’t They Invade Could It Be
Because Burma Has No Oil And Is Too Close To China?

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Over Acting Bhi Jaan Leva Ho Sakti Hai
A Boy Took A Book From College Library's Shelf 2 Study. All Other Books Fell On Him And He Died. Moral:- Zara Si O

Ultiya To Lagni Hi Thhi
Santa Ek Bar Plane Mein Jaa Raha Tha To Usko Laga Ki Usko Ulti Aane Wali Hai. Woh Air Hostess Ko Vomit Bag Lane Ko Ke

Santa Ki Biwi Bhi Akal Se Paidal Hai
Santa Lunch Karne Office Se Aaya, Bahar Garmi Bahut Pad Rahi Thi, Aate Hi Preeto Se Bola Santa: "Paani Pila De" Pr

Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ka New Tarika
Pappu Ne Sadak Pe Chalti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Bola Pappu: "Aaa Janeman Mere Dil Mein Aaja" Ladki: "Chap

Santa Also Have A Brain
Doctor: "I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor" Santa (Jumps In Joy): "Yesss" Doctor: "Did You Understa

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