Brides
Silk Worms Spewed Me A Suit Fit For A King
Wore It At A Wedding Where I Coveted
Another Man’s Bride

The Worms Came, Ate My Fine Suit, They
Had Found Me Unworthy; Naked Walked
Through The Park Of Autumnal Leaves.

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175 Types Of Cheese, The New Supermarket Boasted,
Confused I Bought The Same Old Gauda I Can’t Stay
There Spending A Whole Day Just For A Bit Of Cheese.
I Like Milk In My Coffee Bought A Litre, Only To See
When Coming Home, That It Was Banana Flavoured.
So Many Choices, The Food Industry Is Obscene And
Consumers Are Zombies To Let Them Play With Food
That Way. Banana Flavoured Long -Life Milk Laced
With Vitamins Would Be Fine For The Poor Children Of
Burma; The Cruelly Incompetent Generals There Ought
To Be Propped Up Against A Pagoda Wall And Shot.
Since Britain And Usa Are So Keen On Interfering In
Eastern Affairs, Why Don’t They Invade Could It Be
Because Burma Has No Oil And Is Too Close To China?

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Funny Veg Jokes

Kuchh To Hamari Ijjat Ka Khayal Kar
Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The. Ladki Apni Maa Se: "Mammi, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi

Chand Par Pahla Kadam Kisne Rakha Thha?
Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai. Teacher: "Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?"

Ya Allah Kiska Accident Hua Hai?
Sadak Ke Bich Mein Accident Hua Pada Thha Aur Bahut Bidh Ikathi Thi Khan Ji Ko Dekhne Ka Moka Nahi Mil Raha Tha To

Santa Ko To Kuchh Or Hi Chahiye Tha
Santa Ek Party Mein Gaya. Wahan Santa Ne Ek Khoobsurat Ladki Kursi Par Baitha Dekha. Santa Uss Ladki Ke Paas Gaya

Ye To Vakiye Hi Sochne Wali Baat Hai
Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya. Pappu: "Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi

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