Lamho Ke Fasane Kabhi Dastan Ban Jaenge,
Hum Na Sahi Humare Afsane To Yaad Aayenge..
Dua Milne Ki Jab Bhi Karenge Aap Dil Se,
Har Sas Mein Aap Apni Hume Payenge
Ladke Bhi Kameene Hote Hai
Do Ladke Do Ladkiyon Ka Roj Peecha Kar Rahe The.
Thode Dino Ke Baad Dono Ladkiyo Ne Tang Aakar Un Dono Ko Rakhi Bandh
Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta
Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.
Police Inspector: "Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein
Pathan Ko Bevkoof Samjha Hai Kya?
Pathan Ped Pe Chadha Toh Bandar Puchata Hai.
Bandar: "Upar Kyun Aaye Ho?"
Pathan: "Amrood Khane"
Bandar Hairan
Abe Tujhe Chain Nahi Hai Kya?
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.
Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.
Facebook Ke Status Ke Deewane Log
Santa Ki Wife (Preeto) Marr Gayi.
Santa Zor-Zor Se Ro Raha Tha To Padosi Uske Paas Chup Karane Ke Baad Bola: "Santa,