Well No, I Aient Perfect,
I Dont Have A Size Zero Body,
Nor A Plastic Perfect Face,
Sure I Aient The Prettiest,
Or The Richest,
I Dont Act Like A Tart,
Or Flirt With Anything I See,
I Aient Gonna Change For You,
I Aient Gonna Have A Trip To The Playboy,
I Aient Gonna Get A Boob Job,
Really I Aient Got Much Going For Me,
But If You Can’t Accept Me For Being Me,
Judge Through Looks Than Personaltiy,
Then You Aient The Perfect Guy For Me.

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