Your History Leaves Much To Be Desired
As You Now, Once Again, Move Your Mighty Arm,

And Strike In The Interest Of Oil And Wealth.
Your Mission, Determined By The Fear,

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From The Leg Of A Chair
He Heaved The Toothpick
As Far As The Third Tile.
The Crowd Went Mad, Banging
Their Tails On The Skirting Boards
That Surrounded The Kitchen Floor.

From The Window Ledge
(The Ten-Inch, High Diving Board)
He Prepared Himself For A Triple.
Unfortunately, He Mistimed His Jump,
And As He Hit The Greasy Water
Of Washing-Up Bowl,
He Created A Massive Splash.
The Judges Were Not Amused
And Scored Him Accordingly.

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Azadi Kise Nahi Pyari?
Shadi Ki 14th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch Mein Tha. Wife Ne Ye Dekha Aur Puchha: "Kya Soch Rahe Ho?" Husband

Pappu, Master Aur Sher
Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha To Vo Bacho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Pas Karne

Parents Ke Aage Soch Samajh Ke Maango
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Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sachha Dost Hota Hai
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Zamane Zamne Ka Farak
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