Your History Leaves Much To Be Desired
As You Now, Once Again, Move Your Mighty Arm,

And Strike In The Interest Of Oil And Wealth.
Your Mission, Determined By The Fear,

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From The Leg Of A Chair
He Heaved The Toothpick
As Far As The Third Tile.
The Crowd Went Mad, Banging
Their Tails On The Skirting Boards
That Surrounded The Kitchen Floor.

From The Window Ledge
(The Ten-Inch, High Diving Board)
He Prepared Himself For A Triple.
Unfortunately, He Mistimed His Jump,
And As He Hit The Greasy Water
Of Washing-Up Bowl,
He Created A Massive Splash.
The Judges Were Not Amused
And Scored Him Accordingly.

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Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai?
Ek Pakistani Ne Ek Indian Ko Chidane Ke Liye Puchha "Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai?" Indian Ne Muskurate Hue

Two Rules Of A Man And Women Life
Two Rules Of A Man’s Life: 1. They Never Flirt With Any Unknown Lady. 2. They Never Consider Any Lady Unknown.

Haye Itna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?
Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: "Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?" Santa: "Shahjhan Jitna" Preeto: "Sachii, Mere M

Science Aur Santa
Science Kehti Hai Ki: "Paani Ko Ubalne Se Paani Ke Kitaanu Marr Jate Hain." Lekin Santa Ka Kahna Hai Ki "Kitaanu Marn

Free Gift Kidhar Hai?
Santa Shampoo Lene Market Gaya. Dukandar Se Bola. Santa: "Bhaiya, Dove Ka Shampoo Dena" Dukandar: "Ye Lo" Santa

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