Your History Leaves Much To Be Desired
As You Now, Once Again, Move Your Mighty Arm,

And Strike In The Interest Of Oil And Wealth.
Your Mission, Determined By The Fear,

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From The Leg Of A Chair
He Heaved The Toothpick
As Far As The Third Tile.
The Crowd Went Mad, Banging
Their Tails On The Skirting Boards
That Surrounded The Kitchen Floor.

From The Window Ledge
(The Ten-Inch, High Diving Board)
He Prepared Himself For A Triple.
Unfortunately, He Mistimed His Jump,
And As He Hit The Greasy Water
Of Washing-Up Bowl,
He Created A Massive Splash.
The Judges Were Not Amused
And Scored Him Accordingly.

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Funny Veg Jokes

Yeh To Apni Apni Kismat Hai
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga. Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Love Is The Seventh Sense
According To Genius William Sexfear Love Is The "Seventh Sense" That Destroys All The Other "Six Senses"

Height Of Prank Call
A Girl's Phone Rings "Tring Tring" Girl Pick The Phone Boy: "Hello, Roshni Hai Kya?" Girl: "Nahi." Boy: "To

Rupees Vs Dollar Ka Note
Golu Ne Ek Baar Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Apne Dost Pappu Se Puchha Golu: "Yaar, Bapu Har Note Mein Haste Kyu Hai

Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?
Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki. Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola. Ta

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