Your History Leaves Much To Be Desired
As You Now, Once Again, Move Your Mighty Arm,

And Strike In The Interest Of Oil And Wealth.
Your Mission, Determined By The Fear,

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From The Leg Of A Chair
He Heaved The Toothpick
As Far As The Third Tile.
The Crowd Went Mad, Banging
Their Tails On The Skirting Boards
That Surrounded The Kitchen Floor.

From The Window Ledge
(The Ten-Inch, High Diving Board)
He Prepared Himself For A Triple.
Unfortunately, He Mistimed His Jump,
And As He Hit The Greasy Water
Of Washing-Up Bowl,
He Created A Massive Splash.
The Judges Were Not Amused
And Scored Him Accordingly.

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Funny Veg Jokes

Mere Dushman Bhi Mujhe Chhod Gaye
Ye Keh Kar Mere Dushman Bhi Mujhe Mere Haal Pe Chhod Gaye Ki Aye Fursat, Teri Girlfriend Hi Kafi Hai, Tujhe Satane Ke

Ye Ladki To Badi Intelligent Hai
Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha Sir: "Define Energy?" Girl: "Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aa

Husband And Wife Are Like Two Tyres Of A Vehicle,
William Sexfear Says. Husband And Wife Are Like Two Tyres Of A Vehicle, If one Punctures, The Vehicle Can’t Move

Baba Sexydas Ke Gyaan Ka Kya Kahna
Bade Logo Ka Ya Sant Logo Ka Updesh: "Daru Pine Se Zindagi Ki Samsyaye Hal Nahi Hoti" Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Gyaan:

Ladki Se Badtamiji Achhi Bat Nahi Hai
Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira, Ladki Gusse Se Boli: "BadTamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai?" Santa Khush H

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