Your History Leaves Much To Be Desired
As You Now, Once Again, Move Your Mighty Arm,

And Strike In The Interest Of Oil And Wealth.
Your Mission, Determined By The Fear,

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From The Leg Of A Chair
He Heaved The Toothpick
As Far As The Third Tile.
The Crowd Went Mad, Banging
Their Tails On The Skirting Boards
That Surrounded The Kitchen Floor.

From The Window Ledge
(The Ten-Inch, High Diving Board)
He Prepared Himself For A Triple.
Unfortunately, He Mistimed His Jump,
And As He Hit The Greasy Water
Of Washing-Up Bowl,
He Created A Massive Splash.
The Judges Were Not Amused
And Scored Him Accordingly.

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You Are Such A Materialistic Sir
A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident. The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.

Hotel Wale Hum Logo Ko Loot Te Hai
Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai. Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai. Waiter: "A

Ladkiyo Ki Awww Ka Badla Le Hi Liya Isne
Boy To Girl: "Pen Hai?" Girl: "Nahi Hai" Boy: "Pen Hai Pen?" Girl: "Kaha Na Nahi Hai" Thodi Der Baad Boy:

Jo Kare So Bhare
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Matthi Phenki, Aur Sa

Petrol Ke Daam Bhadne Ka Faayda
Greatest Advantage Of Rising Price Of Petrol: Ab Sasural Wale Bahu Ko Petrol Se Jala Kar Nahi Maar Payenge, Aur Is

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