Late Last Night Or The Night Before
There Was A Man Standing At My Door
I Didn’t Know Who He Was Or What He Was Doing
For His Breathing Was As Harsh As A Possessed Baby’s Cooing

I Noticed He Had An Axe In Hand
And Walked Like A Broken Rubber Band
I Was Scared, Who Wouldn’t Be
Filled With Panic, I Couldn’t See

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There Was A Man Of About Eighty-Four
His Wings Of Glory Torn Off Long Before
Hunkering Over Getting His Mail
Here Is A Quick Fantasy Of Mine, For Which I Would Have Surely Gone To Jail

I Sped Up In My Pick-Up Truck
I Would Run Over Him If I Had Any Luck
My Eyes Closed And Bump
I Hit A Huge Lump

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Azadi Kise Nahi Pyari?
Shadi Ki 14th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch Mein Tha. Wife Ne Ye Dekha Aur Puchha: "Kya Soch Rahe Ho?" Husband

Pappu, Master Aur Sher
Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha To Vo Bacho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Pas Karne

Parents Ke Aage Soch Samajh Ke Maango
Ek Bar Ek Ladka Apne Parents Ke Paas Gya Aur Bola: Ladka: "Mujhe Apple Ya Blackberry Chahiye." Parents Ne Jawab Di

Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sachha Dost Hota Hai
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Zamane Zamne Ka Farak
Pahle Zamane Mein Jab Koi Akela Betha Hansta Tha, To Kahte The Is Par Bhoot Pret Ka Saya Hai, Ab Koi Akela Betha H

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