Do You Like A Cup Of Tea?
A Nice Refreshing Brew
I Find That One Is Not Enough
And Often I Need Two

When I Hear The Kettle Call
One Click The Waters Boiling
At Once I Pour It On The Leaves
Before The Brew Be Spoiling

Let Nothing Ever Bother You
Don’t Ever Be Afraid
For Everything You See Each Day
Is Only What Man Made

Don’t Listen To The Stories
From People Who Would Scare
And Anything That Worries You
With Friends Be Sure To Share

Could I Have Been A Legal Sort?
A Solicitor With Briefs
Charging For My Sound Advice
While I Listen To Their Grief’s

I’d Help Them Buy A Property
Get Through A Tough Divorce
Do All Those Extra Bits They Want
With An Extra Charge Of Course

Could I Have Been Upon The Bench?
To Judge The Right From Wrong
Sending Down The Guilty
And Deciding For How Long

I’d Use My Powers Wisely
All Laws I Would Enforce
Plus All My Parking Tickets
Would Get Ripped Up Of Course

I’ve Misplaced My Little Brother
We Were Playing In The Sand
He Said That I Should Cover Him
A Game He’d Clearly Planned

Until I Went For Ice Creams
I Left My Brother To It
On My Return There Was No Sign
Why Ever Did I Do It?

Ask Any Other Question
And I’ll Not Ask You Why
But Think As Hard As I Can Think
This Answer I Can’t Try

Give Any Other Puzzle
Don’t Even Give Me Clues
But Please Don’t Ask Any More
Or Let Me Try To Choose

Could I Have Been A Barrister?
Black Cloak And Curly Wig
With Many Piles Of Paperwork
Defending Mr. Big

I’d Call Up Any Witness
For Evidence They’re Liable
Before They Speak A Single Word
All Swear Upon The Bible

A Carpet Full Of Clover
Adorns The Meadow Grass
A Pond Without A Ripple
Looks Like A Sheet Of Glass

Where Buttercups And Daisies Grow
Like Jewels Among The Green
Many Three Leafed Clovers Found
Few Four Leafed Clovers Seen

David Threadgold Where Will I See Your Love Today?
Through Eyes That Once Were Blind
I Never Knew You Thought Of Me
Until A Bright Light Shined

True Love Last’s A Lifetime
They Say It’s Ending Never
My Love For You Will Never Wane
Our Lights Will Shine Forever

Say Sorry When You Know You’re Wrong
But Not If You Are Right
Stand Firm When Others Threaten You
Be Well Prepared To Fight

Speak True About The Things You See
Say Nought If It’s A Lie
Think Through The Words You’ve Chosen
Use Lots And Don’t Be Shy