Could I Have Been A Copper?
My Trungeon At The Ready
To Stop The Speeding Motorist
And Tell Them Take It Steady

I’d Walk Around My Local Beat
Until My Feet Got Sore
A Cup Of Tea At The Café
Then Go And Plod Some More

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Try As I Might I’ve Forgotten
Your Face A Familiar Sight
I Know I Should Really Remember
A Guess And I Won’t Get It Right

I Picture Your Face In Past Workings
A Shop Did You Sell Me Some Shoes
Were You On The Desk At The Bookies?
Taking My Bets When They Lose

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Could I Have Been A Barrister?
Black Cloak And Curly Wig
With Many Piles Of Paperwork
Defending Mr. Big

I’d Call Up Any Witness
For Evidence They’re Liable
Before They Speak A Single Word
All Swear Upon The Bible

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The Much Bespangled Wozzel Duck
Jewelled Feather Every Shade
Swam The River Many A Mile
Till His Energy Did Fade

When Sun Shone Down He Sparkled
Every Jewel Lit Up A Light
All The Colours Of The Rainbow
Seen For Miles Shine Bright

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In His Splendid Isolation
Sits A Hermit Near A Cave
He Doesn’t Move A Muscle
For His Energy To Save

He Stares Into The Distance
Where He Hopes To Be Enlightened
Not All His Thoughts Will Bring Him Calm
Some Often Leave Him Frightened

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Crackers And Cheese Topped With Pickle
Black Forest Gateau With Creams
Pork Pies With Jacket Potatoes
My Trousers Now Strain At The Seams

Salads Were Left Alone Wilting
As Strange Things On Sticks Fizzled Out
Just One More Small Sherry Trifle
With More Cream If There’s Some About

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Speak To Me Mortal Thundered Thor
Come Forth And Show Your Face
Why Did You Bring Me To This Shore?
What Be This Eerie Place

Have You A Thirst For Fighting
To Battle Then My Lord
Be There A Wrong Needs Righting
I’d Hold Aloft My Sword

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I’m Making A Few Home Improvements
My Loft Is To Get A New Floor
Chipboard Arrived On A Lorry
And Slipped Off The Back Near My Door

Economy Eight By Four Sheeting
In Bulk Saved Me Nearly Ten Pound
Some Warped And Chipped On The Edges
Lay There In A Heap On The Ground

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Could I Have Been A Warden?
Patrolling Yellow Lines
Looking For The Wrongly Parked
And Handing Out Big Fines

I’d Find Myself So Hated
Giving More Fines Than I Should
But I Wouldn’t Get The Tickets Out
If Their Parking Had Been Good

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Could I Have Been A Super Sleuth?
To Search Out Hidden Clues
To Catch The Guilty Parties
Before Their Tracks We Lose

I’d Analyse Their Footprints
Who Went And What They Weighed
A Dagger With Some Dna
Enough A Case Is Made

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