Let Nothing Ever Bother You
Don’t Ever Be Afraid
For Everything You See Each Day
Is Only What Man Made

Don’t Listen To The Stories
From People Who Would Scare
And Anything That Worries You
With Friends Be Sure To Share

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Could I Have Been A Copper?
My Trungeon At The Ready
To Stop The Speeding Motorist
And Tell Them Take It Steady

I’d Walk Around My Local Beat
Until My Feet Got Sore
A Cup Of Tea At The Café
Then Go And Plod Some More

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Could I Have Been A Legal Sort?
A Solicitor With Briefs
Charging For My Sound Advice
While I Listen To Their Grief’s

I’d Help Them Buy A Property
Get Through A Tough Divorce
Do All Those Extra Bits They Want
With An Extra Charge Of Course

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

True Friend Quote – A True Friend Touches Your Heart A Good Night Kiss of Kids I am Drowning In Those Beautiful Eyes Awesome Creativity With Fruits And Vegetables OMG, Hands Painted To Look Like Real Animals Vegetable Face By Alex J. Jefferies Haye Re Kitni Khoobsurat Hai Turtle Water Melon Art Aquarium With Jellyfish – With Video Awesome Creative Illusion Of Flowers And Girl

Try As I Might I’ve Forgotten
Your Face A Familiar Sight
I Know I Should Really Remember
A Guess And I Won’t Get It Right

I Picture Your Face In Past Workings
A Shop Did You Sell Me Some Shoes
Were You On The Desk At The Bookies?
Taking My Bets When They Lose

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Could I Have Been A Warden?
Patrolling Yellow Lines
Looking For The Wrongly Parked
And Handing Out Big Fines

I’d Find Myself So Hated
Giving More Fines Than I Should
But I Wouldn’t Get The Tickets Out
If Their Parking Had Been Good

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Could I Have Been A Barrister?
Black Cloak And Curly Wig
With Many Piles Of Paperwork
Defending Mr. Big

I’d Call Up Any Witness
For Evidence They’re Liable
Before They Speak A Single Word
All Swear Upon The Bible

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The Much Bespangled Wozzel Duck
Jewelled Feather Every Shade
Swam The River Many A Mile
Till His Energy Did Fade

When Sun Shone Down He Sparkled
Every Jewel Lit Up A Light
All The Colours Of The Rainbow
Seen For Miles Shine Bright

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In His Splendid Isolation
Sits A Hermit Near A Cave
He Doesn’t Move A Muscle
For His Energy To Save

He Stares Into The Distance
Where He Hopes To Be Enlightened
Not All His Thoughts Will Bring Him Calm
Some Often Leave Him Frightened

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Crackers And Cheese Topped With Pickle
Black Forest Gateau With Creams
Pork Pies With Jacket Potatoes
My Trousers Now Strain At The Seams

Salads Were Left Alone Wilting
As Strange Things On Sticks Fizzled Out
Just One More Small Sherry Trifle
With More Cream If There’s Some About

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Speak To Me Mortal Thundered Thor
Come Forth And Show Your Face
Why Did You Bring Me To This Shore?
What Be This Eerie Place

Have You A Thirst For Fighting
To Battle Then My Lord
Be There A Wrong Needs Righting
I’d Hold Aloft My Sword

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Funny Veg Jokes

India Mein Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Padti Hai
Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se Puchha Angrej: "India Mein Sabse Jyada Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?" Santa: "Befor

Santa The Thief
Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And Judge Asking to Santa. Judge: "Why You Have Stolen Money From This Man?" Santa

Are you a Magician?
Santa Purchased A New Mobile And Was Sitting In A Bar, His Cellular Phone Rings. He Picks It Up And Says: "Hello, How

Ravan Ka Darna To Jaayaz Hai
Ravan Ko Gawahi Dene Ke Liye Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya. Ravan Ko Kaha Gaya: "Geeta Par Haath Rakho." Ravan: "Saala

Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge?
Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai. Teacher: "Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa: "Chi

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