I Don’t Read Anymore.
Every Book I Open, Within The First Fifty Pages,
I Become The Protagonist,
A Wonderful Hero, Or A Terrible Villain.
It’s A Rare Unrecognised Schizophrenia,
And It Scares Me.

I Don’t Eat Anymore.
I Read All The Labels, Like I Am Supposed To,
Everything Has Words That Are Bigger Than My Appetite.
I Miss The Days When Food Was Less Literate Than I Am.
I Am Hungry All The Time, But Even Custard Is Too Terrifyingly Erudite,
And It Scares Me.

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Oration
Imitation
Disorientation In The Nation
Left Blind And Weeping
By The Confrontation
In The Imagination
As It Goes Into War Conflagrations
Shown In Desecration Animation
Waiting For The Restoration Of…

The Gentle Invitation In The Gold Piping
Lettered Card Stock Printed Crisp And White
With The Simple Notion, Be There, Arlington, Eight O’clock.

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Idling In The Queue At The Car Wash,
Waiting For Baptism And A Clean Car,
Mulling Over The Sins Of The Past Few
Weeks Since The Last Call, Watching

The Not-Too-Dirty Drivers In Front
Of Me Paying For A Clean Slate, I Wait,
Re-Think, Can’t Pull Out Of The Line,
Trapped Between The Casual Owners Whose

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Closeup Of A Puffin With A Mouthful Of Sand Eels Peanut Zombies GoPlate Concept – Eating While Standing Business Card for Cosmetic Surgeon Mom I am So Happy Today A Little Help Bcoz I Am Free Today This Is What We Are Doing With The Nature Drift Wood Art – A Horse Made From Driftwood Spider Man After Retirement Creative Lamp Of An Engineer

As A Young Kid
I Promised Myself
Never Regret,
Never,
Ever, Never

As An Older Kid
I Met Him Once Or Twice
Doing Silly, Dumb Things
And In The Morning
He Waited For Me
Saw Me In My Sickness And Shame
But By Noon
He Was Gone Again

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Taxi
She’s Not Sad,
Doesn’t Appear To Be From The Outside,
But I Can Tell By The Car She Drives,
She Is, It’s Hard To Hide,
The Ageing Renault With The Wiper Missing,
Lost To Some Romance,
He Took A Blade To Remember Her By,
I’m Giving Her A Lift For The Annual Mot,
She Says, Don’t Wait For Me, This Could Take A While,
But I’m Happy To Spend The Time
To Get To Know What Makes Her Tick Inside.

A Sole Spring Pokes Through
Worn Car Seat Skin, Sticks Deep In
A Thigh Long Untouched

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Funny Veg Jokes

Awesome Lines On A Toilet Door
Written On A Public Toilet Door. "The Person Coming In Next Is Not Interested In Knowing What You Had For Lunch, Dinn

Oh Poor Sweety
The Cute Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss Cabin. Her Friend Asked: "What Happened Sweety?" Secretary: "He Asked

Naseeb Apna Apna
Ladka Apni Sasural Mein Gaya Aur Dukhi Man Se Apni Saas Ko Bola. Larka: "Aap Ki Beti Muje Khush Nahi Rakhti" Saas:

Ladki Ko Purpose Karne Ki Sabse Safe Jagha
Pappu Se Uske Ek Friend Golu Ne Pucha. Golu: "Yaar Pappu, Ek Baat To Bata, Ladki Ko Purpose Karne Ke Liye Sabse Safe

Janwaro Se Tamij Se Baat Karo
Santa Was Walking On The Road. Suddenly A Crow Shits On Santa And Fly Away, Santa Shouts: "Saale Chaddi Nahi Pehnt

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