Idling In The Queue At The Car Wash,
Waiting For Baptism And A Clean Car,
Mulling Over The Sins Of The Past Few
Weeks Since The Last Call, Watching

The Not-Too-Dirty Drivers In Front
Of Me Paying For A Clean Slate, I Wait,
Re-Think, Can’t Pull Out Of The Line,
Trapped Between The Casual Owners Whose

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I Don’t Read Anymore.
Every Book I Open, Within The First Fifty Pages,
I Become The Protagonist,
A Wonderful Hero, Or A Terrible Villain.
It’s A Rare Unrecognised Schizophrenia,
And It Scares Me.

I Don’t Eat Anymore.
I Read All The Labels, Like I Am Supposed To,
Everything Has Words That Are Bigger Than My Appetite.
I Miss The Days When Food Was Less Literate Than I Am.
I Am Hungry All The Time, But Even Custard Is Too Terrifyingly Erudite,
And It Scares Me.

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As A Young Kid
I Promised Myself
Never Regret,
Never,
Ever, Never

As An Older Kid
I Met Him Once Or Twice
Doing Silly, Dumb Things
And In The Morning
He Waited For Me
Saw Me In My Sickness And Shame
But By Noon
He Was Gone Again

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Mr. Bean Turned Into A Lady Different Settings of Boys N Girls Baba Ram Dev Ne Bola Hai Dirty Mind, Please Calm Down Vegetable Face By Alex J. Jefferies Little Pooh Is Resting In Luch Box Ab To Khul Ja Oooii Maaaaa, Ye Kya Hai? How To Prevent Rape In Easy Way Fork You ….

Oration
Imitation
Disorientation In The Nation
Left Blind And Weeping
By The Confrontation
In The Imagination
As It Goes Into War Conflagrations
Shown In Desecration Animation
Waiting For The Restoration Of…

The Gentle Invitation In The Gold Piping
Lettered Card Stock Printed Crisp And White
With The Simple Notion, Be There, Arlington, Eight O’clock.

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Taxi
She’s Not Sad,
Doesn’t Appear To Be From The Outside,
But I Can Tell By The Car She Drives,
She Is, It’s Hard To Hide,
The Ageing Renault With The Wiper Missing,
Lost To Some Romance,
He Took A Blade To Remember Her By,
I’m Giving Her A Lift For The Annual Mot,
She Says, Don’t Wait For Me, This Could Take A While,
But I’m Happy To Spend The Time
To Get To Know What Makes Her Tick Inside.

A Sole Spring Pokes Through
Worn Car Seat Skin, Sticks Deep In
A Thigh Long Untouched

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Funny Veg Jokes

Trust In God, Always
There Was A Flood In A Village. One Man Said To Everyone: "I'll Stay! God Will Save Me!" The Flood Got Higher And

Maa Sab Janti Hai
5 Years Old Boy: "I Love You Mom." Mom With Love: "Awww! I Love U Too Beta." 16 Years Old Boy: "I Love You Mom."

Imandar Aadmi Aur Toilet Devi
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ka Phone Toilet Mein Gir Gaya. Achanak Toilet Se Toilet Devi Prakat Hui. Unhone Uss Aadmi Ko Ek G

Teacher Ki Baat Ka Muh Tod Jawab
Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Ek Gadha Le Kar Aaya. Madam Ne Ye Dekh Kar Hairani Se Puchha: "Iss Ko Saath Kyun Laye Ho?"

The Whole World Will Look Colorful
If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint, Your Home Will Look Colorful. But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag, T

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