Yeh To Apni Apni Kismat Hai
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga. Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Love Is The Seventh Sense
According To Genius William Sexfear Love Is The "Seventh Sense" That Destroys All The Other "Six Senses"

Height Of Prank Call
A Girl's Phone Rings "Tring Tring" Girl Pick The Phone Boy: "Hello, Roshni Hai Kya?" Girl: "Nahi." Boy: "To

Rupees Vs Dollar Ka Note
Golu Ne Ek Baar Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Apne Dost Pappu Se Puchha Golu: "Yaar, Bapu Har Note Mein Haste Kyu Hai

Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?
Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki. Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola. Ta