Bachho Kabhi Padayi Bhi Kar Hi Leni Chahiye
Pappu Ki Harkato Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya. Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Beth Ke Vo Jor Jor Se

ukhe Aur Baad Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Teacher (Minister Ke Bete Se): "Batao, Sukhe Aur Baad Mein Kya Fark Hai?" Minister Ka Beta: "Zameen-Aasmaan Ka" Te

Which Day Of The Week Is Most Hated By Fish?
Question: "Which Day Of The Week Is Most Hated By Fish?" Answer: "Fry Day"

This Is Called, Check And Mate
Wife At Night: "Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?" Husband: "98, Why?" Wife: "

Sone Ka Anda Dene Wala Pati
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya. Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene