Our Hindu Gods
Hindu Gods.... Brahma: "System installer" Vishnu: "System operator" Shiva: "System programmer" Narad: "Data

Santa Se Hoshiyari Nahi Chalegi
Santa Ek Din Store Mein Kuchh Samaan Lene Gaya. Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Chahiye." Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke Paas Kutta

Waqt Ke Sath Sath Tum Bhi Badlo
Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Mahaan Baaton Mein Se Ek Baat. Samaye Par Aadatein Nahi Badali, To Woh Aadatein Life Ban Jati Hai,

I Wish, I Was A Newspaper
Wife: "I Wish, I Was A Newspaper, So I Would Be In Your Hands All-Day" Husband: "I Too Wish, That You Were A Newspape

Gyaan Ki Baat By Baba Saxidas
Baba Saxida Ji Ka Aaj Ka Mast Vichaar. "Badaam Khaane Se Utni Akal Nahi Aati, Jitni Dhoka Khaane Se Aati Hai."