Teri Judia Kaa Gum Naa Bardast Kar Payenge,
Jo Aye Kabhii Ye Manzar Hum Mar Jayenge,
Ke Kabhii Azmake To Dekh Le Ay Zalim,
Haste Haste Tere Pyaar Pe Kurban Ho Jayenge.
Papa Ji To Bahut Sayane Nikle
Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.
Pappu: "Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?"
Santa: "Abe, Teri Mummy Se"
Pappu:
Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya.
Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai"
Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke
Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo
Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,
Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha,
Santa: "Dhakka