Santa Ki English Waah Bhai Waah
Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha, Teacher: "Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?" Santa: "Eagle."

Aapko Bhi Salary Leni Hai?
A Young Boy Appointed As Chowkidaar In Nehru Women Hostel, Gujrat. 35 Din Guzarane Ke Baad Hostel Warden Ne Kaha:

Miya-Biwi Ban Jaate Hai
Ek Secretary Apne Boss Ke Saath Train Trip Pe Ja Rahi Thi. Saara Din Train Mein Secretary Apni Baatein Suna-Suna Kar

Baat To Laakh Rupye Ki Kahi Pappu Ne
Santa Apne Bete (Pappu) Ko Paas Bitha Kar Kuchh Samjha Raha Tha. Santa: "Dekh Beta Pappu, Sharaab, Cigarette Aur Ladk

Aisa Kalyug Aa Hi Gaya
Ramchandra Kah Gaye Siya Se Aisa: Kalyug Ayega, . . . . . . Car Cash Pe Lega Har Indian, Aur Petrol Pe Loan