Nasamajh Thi Wo Jo Pyar Hamara Samajh Na Saki
Us Ne Jahan Bhi Rakhey Qadm Maine Choom Liye, Fursat Aur Wo Hamare Ghar Ja Ke Bole Aunty Ji Aapka Ladka Mitti Khat

Papa Ji To Bahut Sayane Nikle
Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha. Pappu: "Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?" Santa: "Abe, Teri Mummy Se" Pappu:

Santa Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Santa Kuch Samaan Lene Ke Liye Ek Shopping Mall Mein Gaya. Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai" Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke

Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo
Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi, Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha, Santa: "Dhakka

In The Exam Hall
Four Things Boys Do In The Exam Hall. 1. Counting The Teachers In Their Row. 2. Counting The Fans & Tubelights