A Story With A Moral
Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka Madam: "Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral" Pappu: "Maine Use Phone Kara

Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?
Q: "Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?" Batao-Batao ? ? ? Ans: "Jab Loose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ka Nada Na

Pathan Ka Koi Muqabla Nahi
Ek Badshah Ne Apni Raj Sabha Mein Elan Kiya. Badshah: "Koi Aisa Bahadur Hai Jo Teen Drum Sharaab Piye, Sher Ke Daant

Santa Se Hoshiyari Nahi Chalegi
Santa Ek Din Store Mein Kuchh Samaan Lene Gaya. Santa: "Mujhe Dog Food Chahiye." Sales Girl: "Kya Aapke Paas Kutta

Sari Rat Guzar Jaati Hai Isi Kashmakash Mein
Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai Bas Isi Kashmakash Mein, . . . . Ye Saali Rajaai Mein Hawa Kidhar Se Ghus Rahi Hai.