A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Amazing Coffee Painting On Wall Creative Art On Eye Babhi Se Milne Ki Tyaari Meanwhile In India – Who Need Transport Beautiful Little Girl In Red Dress One Of The Best Creative Photograph Of The Year Awesome Foot Art Of Stone Humanity – A Man Saved Kittens From Heavy Flood GoPlate Concept – Eating While Standing Baba Ram Dev Ne Bola Hai

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Funny Veg Jokes

A True Horror Story!
Husband Kills His Unfaithful Wife While Their 5 Year Old Son Was Still Sleeping. The Weird Thing Was That The Kid Did

Fees Maafi Ki Application
To The Principal, Delhi Public School, Sir, Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe,

Hamesha Dusro Ki Madad Karo
Ek Admi Khada Apne Kaan Ko Chaabi (Key) Se Khujla Raha Tha. Santa Ne Usko Dekha, Kuch Socha Aur Uske Pass Jake Bola

True Love
A Little Boy Says To Girl "I Love U"? But She Says She Likes Someone Else, The Little Boy Looks Down In Sad Mood,

TV Ka Bachho Ke Janam Pe Asar
Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Hospital Mein Admit Thi Aur Aaj Uski Delivery Thi. Nurse Ne Bahar Aa Kar Santa Se Kaha. Nurse

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