A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Bhad Mein Ja Sale Amazing Nature’s Creativity So Sweet, Really Want To Kiss I Am Ready For A Ride Creative Bike Design Boooo, Dog Or Ghost? Ultimate Click Of Water Pahli Raat Hai Par Ismein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai Dog Sand Art Creativity Ohh God, I Love This Song

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Funny Veg Jokes

A Truth about China
God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks.. But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted. Then He Started

Ladkiyo Pe Line Marna To Pappu Se Sikho
Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha Ladki: "Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? T

Teri Khushi Ka Raaz Kya Hai Yaar?
Ek Din Santa Ke Padosi Banta Ne Bada Hairan Sa Hokar Santa Se Ek Sawal Puchha Banta: "Tere Ghar Se Roz Hasne Ki Awaaz

Teacher Shocked, Pappu Rocked
History Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Sawal Puchha Teacher: "Batao Ganga Kahan Se Nikalti Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke

Sache Ashiq Kabhi Dara Nahi Karte
Pappu Ek Bar Ek Ladki Ke Piche Hath Do Ke Padd Gaya, Aur Usko Patane Ke Liye Kuch Na Kuch Karta Rahta Tha Ek Din Ladk

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