A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Art Of Fingers – Amazing Imagination Ye Kuch Jyada Hi Toofani Ho Gaya Abe Ye Kela Hai Kuch Aur Nahi Cute Snow Man With Rice Creativity One Of The Best View In The World Junk in the trunk Omg Somebody Save Me This Is Called Awesome Art Babhi Se Milne Ki Tyaari Awesome Shot of Cat On Fence

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Funny Veg Jokes

India Mein Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Padti Hai
Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se Puchha Angrej: "India Mein Sabse Jyada Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?" Santa: "Befor

Santa The Thief
Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And Judge Asking to Santa. Judge: "Why You Have Stolen Money From This Man?" Santa

Are you a Magician?
Santa Purchased A New Mobile And Was Sitting In A Bar, His Cellular Phone Rings. He Picks It Up And Says: "Hello, How

Ravan Ka Darna To Jaayaz Hai
Ravan Ko Gawahi Dene Ke Liye Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya. Ravan Ko Kaha Gaya: "Geeta Par Haath Rakho." Ravan: "Saala

Tum Nimbu Kaise Todoge?
Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai. Teacher: "Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa: "Chi

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