A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

A Cute Christmas Wish From These Two Every Morning Should Start This Way A Sweet Hug Engineers Wedding Ring Peanut Zombies I Am Enjoying The Ride This Is A Purely Cake Mr. Bean Turned Into A Lady Suicidal Finger Watermelon Art Look Like A Real Man

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Funny Veg Jokes

Math’s Teacher Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai
Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf Roti Order Ki Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki, Aur Professor Khaali Plate Me

Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyar Vo Kaise Kare Inkaar
Ek Baar Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Bola Preeto: "Kaho Vo Teen Shabd, Junhe Sunkar Mujhe Dil Se Khu

Aurat Ek Lajwaab Ajooba Hai, Par…
Qudrat Ne Aurat Ko Ek Lajwaab Ajooba Banaya Use Duniya Mein Sabse Haseen Banaya Bhar-Bhar Ke Khubsurti Di Hirni

Raavan Ki Cigarette Ki Talab
Ek Bar Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji Samjhote Ke Liye Raavan Ke Pass Gaye. Baat Chit Ke Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Raavan Ne Hanuma

Biwi Marne Ki Saza Bas Itni Si?
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha. Santa

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