A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

No One Loves Me My Car Is Always Surprised To See Me Wood Sculpture Of Horse By Erdogan Barlik I Lava You – Amazing Click This Is The Power Of Red Bull Priceless Ring Most Amazing and Funny Statue Lets Enjoy Dude Amazing Coffee Painting On Wall Guess Who Is Pregnant?

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Funny Veg Jokes

Aap Bhi Doodh Check Kar Ke Liya Karo
Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: "Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Sharbat Mein Dala Phat

See The Guts of Engineers
Engineering And Medical College Principals Argued That Their Students Are Fearless. Medical College Principal Called

Great Example Of Mixed Emotions
What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car And Yo

Mujhse Aage Nikal Ke To Dikha
Ek Din Santa Ke Ghar Mein Chor Aaya, Par Santa Ne Usko Dekh Liya To Chor Dar Ke Mare Bhag Gaya. Santa Bhi Uske Piche

India Bahut Fast Hai.
America Se Santa Ka Ek Dost India Gumne Aaya. American: "Ye Kutub Minar Kitne Din Mein Bana Hai?" Santa: "Ek Mahin

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