A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

Creative And Perfect Timing Photo A White Bird Purely Made From a Paper Humanity – A Man Saved Kittens From Heavy Flood Hats Off To Her May God Bless Her Slip Out, Slip Out, Please Peanut Zombies This Is The Power Of Red Bull Comma Sutra Lovely Appeal of a Girl Ye To Gayi Aaj Kaam Se, Marne Ka Anokha Tarika

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Funny Veg Jokes

Those Stars Are To Protect You
Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Santa: "When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows St

Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai?
Ek Pakistani Ne Ek Indian Ko Chidane Ke Liye Puchha "Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai?" Indian Ne Muskurate Hue

Two Rules Of A Man And Women Life
Two Rules Of A Man’s Life: 1. They Never Flirt With Any Unknown Lady. 2. They Never Consider Any Lady Unknown.

Haye Itna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?
Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: "Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?" Santa: "Shahjhan Jitna" Preeto: "Sachii, Mere M

Science Aur Santa
Science Kehti Hai Ki: "Paani Ko Ubalne Se Paani Ke Kitaanu Marr Jate Hain." Lekin Santa Ka Kahna Hai Ki "Kitaanu Marn

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