A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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 Amazing & Funny Photos

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Funny Veg Jokes

Government Hospital Ke Doctor Aur Marij Mein Kya Similarity Hai?
Question: "Government Hospital Ke Doctor Aur Marij Mein Kya Similarity Hai?" Answer: "Doctor Nurse Pe Aur Marij Farsh

Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai
Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi, Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi, Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam Se Off

Suppose Karke To Dekho
Wife Apne Husband Ke Paas Gayi Aur Romantic Mood Mein Kehti Hai. Wife: "Suppose Karo Ki Main Tuhari Har Baat Samjhu A

Newtons Law Of Ishq
Newtons First Law Of Ishq: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied

Simple But Logical Question
Why Oranges Are Called Orange? But Why Aren't Bananas Called Yellow?

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