A Poem I Found At A Hotdog Stand
It Is Nine Thirty On A Sunday Morning.
I Go To Home Depot To Buy A Wrench.
On My Way Out I Stop At The Coffee Stand.

The Attendant Is Young, Tall, And Beautiful.
Me- “is It Too Early For A Hotdog?
Her- “is It Ever Too Early For A Hotdog?
Me- “well If They Are Still Frozen, Yes.

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I Have Been Doing The Circuit For A While Now.
I Have Noticed The Ones, Who Are Published,
Even If They Had To Pay
All The Expenses Themselves,
Even If No One Has Ever Read
The Magazine They Got Published In,
Get The Respect.

The Ones Who Make People Laugh,
The Ones Who Speak Of Sex
In No Uncertain Terms,
The Ones Who Play A Musical Instrument While Reading,
Those Who Scream And Curse Like Madmen
Those Who Read In Three-Part Harmony,
And Can Work The Room
“hey Anybody Here From Detroit? ”
Those Are The Ones Who Get The Audience.

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Every Woman Who Lives On This Earth
Has A Theory Of Men.
Where They Came From And What They Are Good For.
Whether They Are Safe To Keep In The House,
Or Best Kept Chained Up In The Yard,
Or To Dangerous To Mess With At All.

They Form These Theories Early
And Spend The Rest Of Their Lives
Gathering Evidence Supporting Their Thesis.
There Isn’t Much Movement
On The Opinion Front
As Time Goes By.
You Find What You Seek
And See What You Are Looking For.

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Aisa Hi Hoga Jo Hamara Kahna Nahi Manega While Sailing Through – 3D Imagination By JJK Airbrush KingFisher Getting His Fast Food A Scary Watermelon Art Creative Egg Food Art Whatttt, This is Not For Me? I Love Teddy Bears Abe Chaddi Na Utariyo Yellow Cute Eyes of A Cat Kisi Aur Se Kaise Fass Sakti Hai Vo

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Funny Veg Jokes

Heart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker
Heart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker: I Trust On Cigarettes More Than Girls, Because, I Am Ready To Damage My Lu

Grahak Ko Kabhi Khali Na Jane Do
Santa Ek Dukaan Pe Kaam Karne Ke Liye Laga Dukandar Usko Dukandari Samajhate Hue Bola. Dukandar: "Grahak Ko Kabhi

Why The Sea Tasted Salty?
The Blue Whale Ejaculates Over 40 Gallons Of Sperm When Mating. Only 10% Enters The Female And You Always Wondered

Bijli Walo Pe Testing To Galat Baat Hai
Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola. "Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do" Bijli Wala Hairani Se:

Bhagwan Sab Dekhta Hai
Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhone Lagta To Baarish Aa Jati Thi, Pichle 5 Baar Se Aisa Hi Ho Raha Tha. Ek Din Dhoop Nikli, San

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