Who Am I ? I’m Short, 5 Feet, 4 Inches

Who Am I ? I’m Short, 5 Feet, 4 Inches
And Love To Eat, And Gain Alot Of Weight,

And My Favorite Food Is A Biryani!
Who Am I? I’m Shy Not Scared To Die

For My Sister And My Parents.
Some People Just Can’t Stand Me.

I Don’t Know Why, Maybe ‘Cause I Don’t Get High?
Or They’ve Never Seen Me Cry?

Just Exactly Who The Hell Am I?
They Call Me Bee, I’m In E. E.

I Had A Guy Who I Thought
Was The One For Me, Up On The Hill In J. C.

I Chill With Teta 3 And Hennessy.
I’m A Paki Muslim Queen

Who Holds Her King Down
When His Dogz Not Around.

Who Am I? I’m That Girl Who Is Bound
To Reach The Sky Some Day.

To End It Like This,
I’m Going To Tell The World

Exactly Who I Am! Who Am I?
They Call Me Buttafly.

And Some Day,
I’ll Tell The World Goodbye!

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