Tumne Saari Hadon Ko Paar Kar Diya Hai
Judge To Lawyer: "Tumne Saari Hadon Ko Paar Kar Diya Hai" Lawyer: "Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?" Judge: "Tumhari Itn

Faansi Ki Saza
Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai. Judge: "Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Fansi Pe Cha

Always The Same Question
Funny But Most True Fact: When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet, They Ask Each Other The Same Quest

Ladkiyo Ko Patane Ka Mast Tarika
Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki, Har Ladki Aapke Pass Aye, Or Aap Se Baat Karay Or, Ulta Aapko Paise Bhi De, Toh Aap Ladkio

Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo
Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi, Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha, Santa: "Dhakka