Tumare Chahane Wale Bhi Koi Kam Nahi Hai
Mujhe Dil Do Ya Na Do Koi Gum Nahi Hai
Ek Bar Yeh Bata De Ke Kya Kami Hai Mujh Mein
Tu Chodwi Ka Chand Sahi Par Hum Bhi Kuch Kam Nahi Hai
Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls
Boys: "Boys Are Intelligent Than Girls"
Girl: "Any Proof?"
Boy: "You Always Say Intelligents, But You Never Say In
Maaro, Aur Maro Is Bevkoof Ko
Preeto Pregnant Thhi Aur Usko Test Se Pata Chala Ki Ladka Hone Wala Hai,
Par Uske Agle Din Hi Wo Apne Pati Santa Ki
Biwi Marne Ki Saza Bas Itni Si?
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha.
Santa
Aajkal Ke Bikhari
Santa Road Par Chal Raha Tha Raaste Mein Use Ek Bhikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: "Aye Bhai Ek Rupaya De De, Teen Din Se Bhukh
Ladko Pe Vishwas Kara Hi Nahi Ja Sakta
Greatest Insult Of Boys In Zoology Lab.
A Student Complaind: "Sir, Mera Mendak Pregnant Hai"
Sir Replied Angrily: