Yeh To Apni Apni Kismat Hai
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga. Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Difference Between Complete & Finish
People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish. But There Is When You Marry The Right One

Ye Kya Cheez Hai?
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi Mein Bahut Lambi Muli Dekhi Aur Puchha Rakhi Sawant: "Ye Kya Hai?" Sabji Wala: "Ji, Ye

Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein Farak Hi Kya Hua?
Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne Puchha Obama: "Tumhe Swimmi

Sach Mein Santa Se Smart Koi Nahi.
Santa Ne Ek Baar Kiryaane Ki Dukaan Khol Li. Ek Bacha Uski Dukaan Par Aaya Aur Usne Santa Se 45rs Ka Samaan Liya.