Tum Paas Hot To Tujhpe Pyar Aata Hai,
Tum Door Ho To Tera Intezaar Satata Hai.
Kya Kahe Is Dil Ki Haalat Ki,
Tujhe Yaad Kar Karke Hume Bukhaar Ho Jaata Hai.
Which Animal Has Good Manners?
Question: "Do You Know Which Animal Has Good Manners?"
Answer: "Cat Because It Always Ask Permission Before Coming In
I Can See The Whole World In Your Eyes
A Boy Romantically Told His Girlfriend: "I Can See The Whole World In Your Eyes"
A Mumbaikar Passing By Asks: "Arey C
Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?
Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,
Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuh
Aaj To Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Hi Gaye
Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila.
Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: "Tum Kaun Ho?"
Pan
II love you Asma
aa jao wapas ke dil tujhe hur din bulata hai kyu yuh door rehe kar tu