Tum Mere Kaun Ho

Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Kaun Hoo,
Walls Ki Ice Cream Ho Polka Ki Cone Ho,
Kaisey Bataoon Key Tum Poorani Dheet Ho Aik Bohat Bari Phateek Ho ,
Tum Orangi Tum Korangi Tum Hi Ho Meri Nagan Chowrangi ,
Liyari Ki Tum Football Ho Kimari Ka Tum Bund Ho Manora Ki Tum Thand Ho,
Tum Kharadar Tum Methadar Tum Hi Meray Liye Goolimar Ho (All Are Area’s Name)
Tumhi Meri Dhoti Aur Shalwar Ho ,
Tum Hi Gutka Tum Hi Mempoori Tum Hi Mix Patti Ka Pan Ho
Kaisey Bataon Tumhay Key Tum Meri Koon Ho
Lalookhait Main Rehti Ho Tum Khud Ko Defence Ka Kheti Ho Tum
Lambi Lambi Chorti Ho Tum, Hamesha Sey Ho Phainkoo Tum ,
Ho Sardi Ka Bhokhar Tum Shikarpur Ka Achar Tum Peshawar Ki Naswar Tum
Aur Pia Ka Jahaz Ho Jo Kabhi Waqt Par Nahi Milti
Wo Parwaz Ho Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Piyas Ho
Mahengai Kay Is Dor Mey Sawa Rupay Ki Niyaz Ho ,
Aur Mera Aghaz Tum Mera Anjam Tum Mera Public Evening Special Mera Parcham Mera Awaam Tum ,
Tum Hi Jurat ,Tum Hi Ummat ,Tum Hi Jasarat ,Tum Hi Nowaey Waqt , Jang Ho Aman Ho, (All R Newspapers’ Name)
The News Ho Ya Dawn Ho Kesey Batao Key Tum Meri Kon Ho ,
Key Main Rokta Bus Tum Ko Hoon, Main Tookta Bus Tum Ko Hooon,
Tum Hi Mera Kal Thin ,Tum Hi Mera Aaj Ho ,
Tum Hi Marshal Law ,Tum Hi Jamhooriat , Tum Hi Governer Raj Ho
Aur Meri Tt Tum ,Mera Repeater Tum ,Mera Rokket Lunchar Tum Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Soch Ho Meray Paaon Ki Moch Ho Aur 9 Rupay Wali Coach Ho
Aur Vespa Main Tum Aur Rakshey Main Tum, Taxi Main Tum ,Mazda Main Tum,
Truck Main Tum Troller Main Tum ,Meri Honda 50 Tum, Meri 70 Tum,
Lahore Ka Tanga Ho Tum, Sukhur Ki Suzuki Ho Tum
Aur Kya Bataoon Meri Jaan Tum Meray Liya Kya Ho
Arey Tum Tu Pora Pakistan Ho Karachi Ki Jaan Ho
Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Liye Koon Ho

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