They Lied To Me It Doesn’t

So Life Begins At 40?
What Idiot Said That?
In Mini Skirt, Drunk In The Dirt,
I Think I’d Look A Pratt!

Your Belly Starts Expanding,
And So Does Your Behind,
Your Eyes Will Dim, Your Hair Go Thin,
You’ll Start To Lose Your Mind.

Inside You Think Your 20,
The Mirror Tells You No,
It Can’t Be Me, In There I See,
Where Did My Beauty Go?

Your Room Is Full Of Face Cream,
And Hand, And Body Too.
I’ll Rub It On, Wrinkles Be Gone
Oh Body, Please Renew!

So Life Began At 40?
I Think They Lied To Me.
At 53, With Wonky Knee,
I Missed It Obviously

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04 Sep 2008 No Comment

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