The Nine Important Men In A Woman’s Life

The Nine Important Men In A Woman’s Life  The Doctor: Because He Says,
“Take Your Clothes Off.” The Dentist: Because He Says, “Open Wide.”

The Hairdresser: Because He Says, “Do You Want It Teased Or Blown?”.
The Milkman: Because He Says, “Do You Want It In The Front Or The Back?”

The Interior Decorator: Because He Says, “Once It’s In, You’ll Love It!”
The Stock Broker: Because He Says, “It Will Rise Right Up,

Fluctuate For A While, And Then Slowly Fall Back Again.”
The Banker: Because He Says, “If You Take It Out Too Soon,

You’ll Lose Interest.” The Hunter: (Our Favorite) Because
He Goes Deep In The Bush, Shoots Twice, And Always Eats What He Shoots.
The Telephone Guy: Because He Says, “Would You Like It On The Table Or Up Against The Wall?

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