I Fancy Me As Quite A Rhymer
And Bot Myself A Poets’ Primer
It Helps Me Fix My Spelling Flause
And Grammar Thats Been Known To Give
Certain Of My Reader’s Paws
The Ante-La Books Oh Sew Slim
It’s Fine For Reading At The Gym
It Kewered The Ambiguity
That Used To Lay Me Low Upon
The Hights Of Dull Acuity
You See, There Was A Strictness Lacking
Due Principly To Endless Slackin
But Now I Write It As I’m Teached
And Christine’s Book Has Saved This Kraft
From Rawks On Which It Might Have Beeched