Budhiya Kahaan Gayi
Ek Baar Ek Budhiya Mar Gayi, Uski Beti Zor-Zor Se Rone Lagi Aur Boli, Beti: "Amma Kaha Gayi Tu, Jaha Na Dhoop-Na C

This Is Called Honesty
A Married Man's Honest Confession: "I Always Read My Wife's Horoscope To See What Kind Of Day I Am Going To Have."

Sabse Jyada Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?
Ek Foreigner Ne Ek Punjabi Ladke Se Puchha, Foreigner: "India Mein Sabse Jyada Baraf Kahan Girti Hai?" Punjabi Lad

Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di
Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Puchha. Baap: "Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?"

Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
A Boy Was Driving His Car. A Girl On Scooty Came From Behind And Overtook Him. Boy Took Out His head From Car Wind