Santa Ki Akalmand Baat
Santa Aur Ek Admi Ki Kisi Bat Par Behas Ho Rahi Thhi Aadmi: "Abe Hum To Udti Chidya Ke Bhi Par Gin Lete Hain" Sant

This Is How People Kill The English
A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala Lady: "Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever." Fruitwala Shocked: "O Mer

Roti To Baad Mein Bhi Khayi Ja Sakti Hai
Dadaji: "Beta, Zara Mere Daant Lana" Pota: "Dadaji, Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai" Dadaji: "Abbey, Roti Ko Maar

Light Jane Ki Musibat
Haryana Punjab States Mein Rahne Wale Logo Ko Light Ka Haal Pata Hi Hai, Aati Kam Hai Aur Jaati Jyada Hai Aayiye Ligh

Ek Prem Kahani Aisi Bhi
Ek Murge Ka Apni Premika Murgi Ko Kahe Gaye Dialogs Ki Kuch Lines. Murga: "I Love You Jaan Mein Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi