Teri Husan Ke Aandhi Me Udta Ek Tinka Hai
Teri Aankho Ki Gahrai Me Dubta Ek Sapna Hai,
Mujhe Chaho Ya Na Chaho Ye Tumhari Marzi,
Tujhe Chahte Ye Jindagi Bite Hai Aakhri Arzoo.
Pati Patni Ka Jhagda Ese Khatam Hua
Pati Patni Pichle Adhe Gante Se Lade Jaa Rahe The, Tang Aakar Pati Bola.
Pati: "Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo, Main Shanti
Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai
Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.
Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki Lambi Line Thi.
Ek Aad
Trains Ki Timing?
Santa Railway Station Pe Station Master Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: "Express Kitne Baje Aati Hai?"
Station Master: "9 Ba
Ladki Se Badtamiji Achhi Bat Nahi Hai
Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,
Ladki Gusse Se Boli: "BadTamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai?"
Santa Khush H
Indians Are The Best Magician
Once An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.
They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.
Everybody Is Busy In The