Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola. Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho G

Police Wala Samajh Ke Najayaz Fayda To Mat Uthao
Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: "Itne Kam Number

Tere Ashiq Hazar
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: "Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho" Pat

Akhir Ye Julam Kab Tak Chalega
Bete Ne Rote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha: "Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho, Waise Dadaji Bhi Aapko Marte The Kya?" Baap: "H

Santa To Maths Mein Pakka Paas Hai
Maths Ki Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha, Teacher: "5 - 5, Kitne Hue?" Santa Chup Chaap Baitha Raha Aur Kuchh Nahi Bola