Agar Koi Aap Ko Raat Ki Tanhaie Mai Tang Kare
Karwate Badalne Mai Majboor Kare
Kano Mai Aakar Sargoshi Kare Aur Galoon Ko Chum De
To Usay Mar Do Woh Machhar Hai
Baap Ki Asli Khidmat Karna
Pappu Sadak Par Jati Ek Aurat Ko Goor Raha Thha.
Aurat: "Dekhta Kya Hai? Teri Maa Ki Umar Ki Hun"
Pappu: "To Main
Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message
Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.
Santa: "Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho G