Spider

That Spider On The Wall
Is Rather Large And Hairy –
The Thought Of It Falling On My Bed
Is Really Rather Scary!

I Wish It Would Go Away,
It’s Giving Me The Creeps!
Why Does It Have To Stray
In A Room Where Someone Sleeps?

I Can’t Decide
Whether To Flush It Down The Loo
Or Catch It And Put It Outside
Which Is What Some Heroes Do.

Please Make It Go Away!
I Wish That It Was Dead!
It’s The End Of A Tiresome Day
And I Just Want To Go To Bed!

More Shayari by John Thorkild Ellison
08 Sep 2008 No Comment 1

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